I'm sure this isn't the first time in which this scenario has played out. I can't deal with penises separately, but when paired with a voluptuous girl, I can dig it. I don't question my mind, I just let it do what it wants. Though, I must say I don't make this interest apparent to friends, I just keep it to myself...and...apparently, a wealth of individuals on the internet. SO ANYWAY, yeah...boobs.
Never joined an 18+ forum before, so that will be interesting. I can't say I'm a porn addict by any means, but I...uh...enjoy it? Well, yeah. I enjoy it, but there's a grey area as to indicate how much. I guess I'm over-simplifying everything, but that's what I do. I guess I could get more personal:
Name: Zach
Age: 22
Location: Failabama, US
Interests: Anime, Soccer, Football, gaming, rp'ing, writing, Photoshopping, berating Square Enix, Muse, uh...I'm a big fan of comedy. And I know everyone loves to laugh but I'm a HUGE fan of comedy, as in I go out of my way to listen to obscure stand up comedians and such...and I dig me some Pizza. Oh and porn, yay porn. OH and I upload video game walkthroughs to Youtube....yeah. Trying to be paid by Youtube...IT'S MY DREAM! SHUT UP!
Occupation: Student
Other...uh, stuff: I'm a virgin. I suppose that would come out sooner or later here, so why not from my own mouth...or...mind...fingers..typing. I have a terrible short term memory...and I mean terrible. I have a mathematical learning disability. MY PENIS IS SMALL.
I think that about sums it up. So...uh...stuff. Ya know, looking back at what I typed, this would seem like a parody of someone that's registering for a site like this. But, I didn't want to be overly serious with this, as I'm not a supr srs individual. So..penises.
|
Bitches can't resist my spit game *cough*
|
16th September 2011, 06:52
16th September 2011, 08:03
The 'bama boys around here should form a union.
{SIGNATURE_IMAGE}
Avatar by Cheezyweapon Sig Pics by Cheezyweapon, Ittybittybadkitty, and Bishiebunny Sig by Ittybittybadkitty 
16th September 2011, 08:15
Let me welcome to the site as well Deithmare. *bows before copying his avatar as he looks stuff up.*
{SIGNATURE_IMAGE}
My Writings The Touch of A Dullahan A Double Dose of Jack Rp Idea Thread http://www.futanaripalace.com/showth...e-Rps-with-Red
16th September 2011, 08:41
Thank you Susie and DannyGloverhands. A union wouldn't...yeah. I hate this state so much -_- 
17th September 2011, 12:06
Hi Zach and welcome. Surely your post say many things about you, but i think that you have so many things about it to talk and this place could be a great place to do it. Enjoy you. See ya.
[Image: overlandub2.gif]
If someone would love contact me PM are always welcome... [Image: overlanduserbar.gif] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvdZAhRzimA&feature=related"] [/URL] 
17th September 2011, 19:41
Welcome!
{SIGNATURE_IMAGE}
Sig made by archangelsintic Staff member of Futanari Palace and writer of The Life Of Sara 
18th September 2011, 03:04
Well, I don't acknowledge my penis as much as my imaginary pussy, so I'm sure you'll do fine. GOOD TO MEET YA~
{SIGNATURE_IMAGE}
My avatar's lady is by mond(pixiv50147) and my sigs lady is by upside down~ Credit to their awesome work~ And a forewarning, before we chat~ If you ever wish to RP with me, I'll ask two questions of you. How old are you and do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? The first is I don't RP with young ones, those below eighteen, my optimal age twenty plus. And the second, I refuse to be the cause to a strained relationship between two. I'm alright with open relationships, to a degree, but I am not a party to cheating. These are my principles and despite my want sometimes to have none, that is what I define myself by. I hope you understand. ^^ http://www.futanaripalace.com/showthread...post874772 Click 'ere to see if serving as a slave is your kinda thing~ Jobs there and every |
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Users browsing this thread: 5 Guest(s)