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Bitches can't resist my spit game *cough* - Deithmare - 16th September 2011
I'm sure this isn't the first time in which this scenario has played out. I can't deal with penises separately, but when paired with a voluptuous girl, I can dig it. I don't question my mind, I just let it do what it wants. Though, I must say I don't make this interest apparent to friends, I just keep it to myself...and...apparently, a wealth of individuals on the internet. SO ANYWAY, yeah...boobs.
Never joined an 18+ forum before, so that will be interesting. I can't say I'm a porn addict by any means, but I...uh...enjoy it? Well, yeah. I enjoy it, but there's a grey area as to indicate how much. I guess I'm over-simplifying everything, but that's what I do. I guess I could get more personal:
Name: Zach
Age: 22
Location: Failabama, US
Interests: Anime, Soccer, Football, gaming, rp'ing, writing, Photoshopping, berating Square Enix, Muse, uh...I'm a big fan of comedy. And I know everyone loves to laugh but I'm a HUGE fan of comedy, as in I go out of my way to listen to obscure stand up comedians and such...and I dig me some Pizza. Oh and porn, yay porn. OH and I upload video game walkthroughs to Youtube....yeah. Trying to be paid by Youtube...IT'S MY DREAM! SHUT UP!
Occupation: Student
Other...uh, stuff: I'm a virgin. I suppose that would come out sooner or later here, so why not from my own mouth...or...mind...fingers..typing. I have a terrible short term memory...and I mean terrible. I have a mathematical learning disability. MY PENIS IS SMALL.
I think that about sums it up. So...uh...stuff. Ya know, looking back at what I typed, this would seem like a parody of someone that's registering for a site like this. But, I didn't want to be overly serious with this, as I'm not a supr srs individual. So..penises.
Bitches can't resist my spit game *cough* - Bishiebunny - 16th September 2011
The 'bama boys around here should form a union.
Errr, wait, that's not quite right.
At any rate, welcome to the forums.
Bitches can't resist my spit game *cough* - redrain - 16th September 2011
Let me welcome to the site as well Deithmare. *bows before copying his avatar as he looks stuff up.*
Bitches can't resist my spit game *cough* - Deithmare - 16th September 2011
Thank you Susie and DannyGloverhands. A union wouldn't...yeah. I hate this state so much -_-
Anyway, um...I didn't quite understand your comment, Danny. Does that mean you like my username? Cuz I don't have an avatar..
Bitches can't resist my spit game *cough* - vella - 16th September 2011
Welcome Deith!
Bitches can't resist my spit game *cough* - tugerm - 17th September 2011
Hi Zach and welcome. Surely your post say many things about you, but i think that you have so many things about it to talk and this place could be a great place to do it. Enjoy you. See ya.
Bitches can't resist my spit game *cough* - The Guardian - 17th September 2011
Welcome!
Bitches can't resist my spit game *cough* - Olivria Noel - 18th September 2011
Well, I don't acknowledge my penis as much as my imaginary pussy, so I'm sure you'll do fine. GOOD TO MEET YA~