Sorry. It had to be done, and I figure it's probably exhausted and annoyed by now, but I think that you'll crack a grin at the Futanari Palace > Palace Reception > Hi! My name is... > Slim Shady.
Anywho, I'm amazingness, because I enjoy nonsensical words, and they also provide a handy moniker for internet screen names.
"Radix malorum est cupiditas" - The Pardoner