26th March 2014, 14:07
Excellent! You're just the perfect height...to rest my beer on top of your head.
Hmmm...you probably heard that one before. Okay, let's try that again.
Excellent! You're just the perfect height...to give head without getting your knees dirty.
Naw, you probably heard that one too. Okay.
Excellent! You're just the perfect height...to go up on me.
Fuck, that was stolen from Mini Me.
Excellent! You're just the perfect hei--
Forget it. I can't come up with anything good.