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The Short Chick Returns! - Halfling Gal - 25th March 2014

After an extended hiatus, I am back on the prowl! That's... really all I have to say. I'm sorry, I know I left a lot of people hanging when I left. Sad I feel really bad about it, but I'm back now! Honest!


The Short Chick Returns! - Evil Empire - 26th March 2014

Excellent! You're just the perfect height...to rest my beer on top of your head.

Hmmm...you probably heard that one before. Okay, let's try that again.

Excellent! You're just the perfect height...to give head without getting your knees dirty.

Naw, you probably heard that one too. Okay.

Excellent! You're just the perfect height...to go up on me.

Fuck, that was stolen from Mini Me.

Excellent! You're just the perfect hei--

Forget it. I can't come up with anything good.


The Short Chick Returns! - AstroForce - 26th March 2014

Greetings and Welcome back


The Short Chick Returns! - Halfling Gal - 27th March 2014

Evil Empire wins the award for best welcome back.


The Short Chick Returns! - Ezran - 27th March 2014

Welcome back.


The Short Chick Returns! - Evil Empire - 27th March 2014

Halfling Gal Wrote:Evil Empire wins the award for best welcome back.

I'll have to stick the award in my already overflowing trophy case.

Hmm, on second thought just send my winnings directly to my pants.


The Short Chick Returns! - Halfling Gal - 27th March 2014

You sure? Alright... -jams sharp trophy in a cannon and takes careful aim-


The Short Chick Returns! - The Guardian - 29th March 2014

Welcome!