22nd January 2012, 10:07
Hello, Noodle! Welcome!
Australia's a dangerous and wild place, but the people are quite fun! Maybe you'll further develop your sense of adventure down under! And yay for tentacles! They might not quite be dongs, but quantity is a good trait in itself! If you're interested in having a dong of your own, don't worry! You're sure to get one real soon! It'll likely come with a guy attached, but it's a typical package deal! :p
Have fun here!