Bitches can't resist my spit game *cough*

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I'm sure this isn't the first time in which this scenario has played out. I can't deal with penises separately, but when paired with a voluptuous girl, I can dig it. I don't question my mind, I just let it do what it wants. Though, I must say I don't make this interest apparent to friends, I just keep it to myself...and...apparently, a wealth of individuals on the internet. SO ANYWAY, yeah...boobs.

Never joined an 18+ forum before, so that will be interesting. I can't say I'm a porn addict by any means, but I...uh...enjoy it? Well, yeah. I enjoy it, but there's a grey area as to indicate how much. I guess I'm over-simplifying everything, but that's what I do. I guess I could get more personal:

Name: Zach
Age: 22
Location: Failabama, US

Interests: Anime, Soccer, Football, gaming, rp'ing, writing, Photoshopping, berating Square Enix, Muse, uh...I'm a big fan of comedy. And I know everyone loves to laugh but I'm a HUGE fan of comedy, as in I go out of my way to listen to obscure stand up comedians and such...and I dig me some Pizza. Oh and porn, yay porn. OH and I upload video game walkthroughs to Youtube....yeah. Trying to be paid by Youtube...IT'S MY DREAM! SHUT UP!

Occupation: Student

Other...uh, stuff: I'm a virgin. I suppose that would come out sooner or later here, so why not from my own mouth...or...mind...fingers..typing. I have a terrible short term memory...and I mean terrible. I have a mathematical learning disability. MY PENIS IS SMALL.

I think that about sums it up. So...uh...stuff. Ya know, looking back at what I typed, this would seem like a parody of someone that's registering for a site like this. But, I didn't want to be overly serious with this, as I'm not a supr srs individual. So..penises.