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The pilgrimage~
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So I was on a pilgrimage through the wilderness of this rotten world of us in research for myself...

And suddenly, a totally unexpected even happened... I felt the URGE to pee!

So I "unmounted" my powerful Seat Marbella (coloured pink) and ran to the nearest alien-looking evil aura spreading structure that had somewhat crashed near there and did what I had to...

HOWEVER!

I got screamed at... when I looked up, there was that almost 3 metre tall woman wearing black leather clothes and with that body some women would kill to have...

So the conversation went like that...

Woman: Why did ye pee on me foot?
Me: Me not speek yer linguish~
Woman: Ph00l, don't ye ph33r demon gurlz?
Me: Sometimes, when they try to kill me~
Demon: Er... sure, say I was kinda hoping you'd destroy that seal that's shoved somewhere between me legs, so I'll be free n kill ye!
Me: Sure, but only if you tell me where I am...
Demon: Oh... Futanari Palace!
Me: (crosses fingers) Excellent...

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Anyhow... I was lurking on IRC for hours and talking to the people of Fansub Planet, when the matter of TASTES in Hentai Planet came up...

I shamefully admitted my tastes in futanari, and my aspirations of turning the entire human population into ubber hawt futanaris, I was directed to the PALACE where every single dream could become true... and HERE I AM!

My nick Ketsurui means "Tears of Blood" in Moonspeech, I own two fansub groups and lurk all day in Rizon.

I live in a stupid country named Portugal, I am NOT married and I have NOT two daughters (but I'd like to... maybe), the age is 26.

Yoroshiku!

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The pilgrimage~ - by Ketsurui - 19th September 2009, 03:41
The pilgrimage~ - by zebeianhero - 19th September 2009, 03:51
The pilgrimage~ - by Gilgamesh - 19th September 2009, 03:56
The pilgrimage~ - by Ketsurui - 19th September 2009, 03:56
The pilgrimage~ - by Brian - 19th September 2009, 04:11
The pilgrimage~ - by alarmguy - 19th September 2009, 04:52
The pilgrimage~ - by The Guardian - 19th September 2009, 05:25
The pilgrimage~ - by Snowland - 19th September 2009, 08:37
The pilgrimage~ - by Sakura-chan - 19th September 2009, 17:25
The pilgrimage~ - by Mikiri the Mighty - 19th September 2009, 21:41
The pilgrimage~ - by Wolfy2 - 19th September 2009, 22:12
The pilgrimage~ - by ROLEX4life - 20th September 2009, 03:56
The pilgrimage~ - by Ketsurui - 20th September 2009, 14:27
The pilgrimage~ - by blackshark - 21st September 2009, 01:14
The pilgrimage~ - by Shish - 21st September 2009, 05:27

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