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The pilgrimage~ - Ketsurui - 19th September 2009
So I was on a pilgrimage through the wilderness of this rotten world of us in research for myself...
And suddenly, a totally unexpected even happened... I felt the URGE to pee!
So I "unmounted" my powerful Seat Marbella (coloured pink) and ran to the nearest alien-looking evil aura spreading structure that had somewhat crashed near there and did what I had to...
HOWEVER!
I got screamed at... when I looked up, there was that almost 3 metre tall woman wearing black leather clothes and with that body some women would kill to have...
So the conversation went like that...
Woman: Why did ye pee on me foot?
Me: Me not speek yer linguish~
Woman: Ph00l, don't ye ph33r demon gurlz?
Me: Sometimes, when they try to kill me~
Demon: Er... sure, say I was kinda hoping you'd destroy that seal that's shoved somewhere between me legs, so I'll be free n kill ye!
Me: Sure, but only if you tell me where I am...
Demon: Oh... Futanari Palace!
Me: (crosses fingers) Excellent...
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Anyhow... I was lurking on IRC for hours and talking to the people of Fansub Planet, when the matter of TASTES in Hentai Planet came up...
I shamefully admitted my tastes in futanari, and my aspirations of turning the entire human population into ubber hawt futanaris, I was directed to the PALACE where every single dream could become true... and HERE I AM!
My nick Ketsurui means "Tears of Blood" in Moonspeech, I own two fansub groups and lurk all day in Rizon.
I live in a stupid country named Portugal, I am NOT married and I have NOT two daughters (but I'd like to... maybe), the age is 26.
Yoroshiku!
The pilgrimage~ - zebeianhero - 19th September 2009
...welcome to fp may it be an interesting place for you in yer strange journey's....hope ya enjoy yer stay!!
The pilgrimage~ - Gilgamesh - 19th September 2009
The effort made in that introduction was refreshing.
No joke.
Welcome.
The pilgrimage~ - Ketsurui - 19th September 2009
Thanks ^^
The pilgrimage~ - Brian - 19th September 2009
Nice journey here and welcome to FP =3.
The pilgrimage~ - alarmguy - 19th September 2009
nice introduction
welcome home!
The pilgrimage~ - The Guardian - 19th September 2009
Welcome to FP!
Enjoy your stay!
The pilgrimage~ - Snowland - 19th September 2009
Hey there, welcome
The pilgrimage~ - Sakura-chan - 19th September 2009
welcome to the palace
The pilgrimage~ - Mikiri the Mighty - 19th September 2009
What an original introduction! ^^
I'm sure you'll fit in just fine!
Welcome!