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Saying "hello" before I vegetate
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::looks up from tasteful leather-bound book::

Greetings. I'm Kreller, a sporadic lurker for a year or so. How are you this evening?

I called you all here so I could say hello and perhaps offer you some Rice Krispie squares and Gatorade. I'm just about to turn in, as soon as I finish reading this compilation volume of great literary classics.

::holds book aloft. A Tijuana Bible falls out, followed by a pair of handcuffs and a live chicken::

Those aren't mine. Anyway, I'm an attempted writer and successful procrastinator who spends much of his time watching great TV shows that end up getting cancelled. I was told about this helpful and extensive site some time ago by members of another forum.

Thank you, and good night. I need sleep now.
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Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by Kreller - 30th January 2009, 07:42
Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by Snowland - 30th January 2009, 08:26
Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by The Guardian - 30th January 2009, 12:54
Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by Sakura-chan - 30th January 2009, 14:21
Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by zebeianhero - 30th January 2009, 15:47
Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by blackshark - 30th January 2009, 23:49
Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by ROLEX4life - 31st January 2009, 01:35
Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by Futavatar - 31st January 2009, 10:43
Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by Haveness - 31st January 2009, 16:49
Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by Dekoshu - 1st February 2009, 02:30
Saying "hello" before I vegetate - by Kreller - 6th February 2009, 17:55

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