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Saying "hello" before I vegetate - Kreller - 30th January 2009

::looks up from tasteful leather-bound book::

Greetings. I'm Kreller, a sporadic lurker for a year or so. How are you this evening?

I called you all here so I could say hello and perhaps offer you some Rice Krispie squares and Gatorade. I'm just about to turn in, as soon as I finish reading this compilation volume of great literary classics.

::holds book aloft. A Tijuana Bible falls out, followed by a pair of handcuffs and a live chicken::

Those aren't mine. Anyway, I'm an attempted writer and successful procrastinator who spends much of his time watching great TV shows that end up getting cancelled. I was told about this helpful and extensive site some time ago by members of another forum.

Thank you, and good night. I need sleep now.


Saying "hello" before I vegetate - Snowland - 30th January 2009

Welcome to Futanari Palace Tongueyong11: Now wheres my rice crispies and Gatorade!


Saying "hello" before I vegetate - The Guardian - 30th January 2009

Welcome to FP!


Enjoy your stay!


Saying "hello" before I vegetate - Sakura-chan - 30th January 2009

hi there and welcome to the palace Smile


Saying "hello" before I vegetate - zebeianhero - 30th January 2009

....well hopefully you'll find something that'll motivate to come out of lurking full time eventually either way hope you continue to enjoy yer stay.....


Saying "hello" before I vegetate - blackshark - 30th January 2009

Hello.
Welcome on FP.


Saying "hello" before I vegetate - ROLEX4life - 31st January 2009

Welcome


Saying "hello" before I vegetate - Futavatar - 31st January 2009

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.


Saying "hello" before I vegetate - Haveness - 31st January 2009

futavatar Wrote:I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

What does Fight Club have to do with greeting someone new to the forum?

Anyway, welcome to the forum, Kreller. Enjoy your stay as much as you like.


Saying "hello" before I vegetate - Dekoshu - 1st February 2009

Welcome to Futanari Palace.