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The Short Chick Returns!
Halfling Gal Offline
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25th March 2014, 06:26

After an extended hiatus, I am back on the prowl! That's... really all I have to say. I'm sorry, I know I left a lot of people hanging when I left. Sad I feel really bad about it, but I'm back now! Honest!

"I do enjoy halfling sex. It's kinda like being with a very eager and skilled oppai lolicon." ~ Anonymous
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26th March 2014, 14:07

Excellent! You're just the perfect height...to rest my beer on top of your head.

Hmmm...you probably heard that one before. Okay, let's try that again.

Excellent! You're just the perfect height...to give head without getting your knees dirty.

Naw, you probably heard that one too. Okay.

Excellent! You're just the perfect height...to go up on me.

Fuck, that was stolen from Mini Me.

Excellent! You're just the perfect hei--

Forget it. I can't come up with anything good.

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#3
26th March 2014, 22:11

Greetings and Welcome back

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27th March 2014, 01:57

Evil Empire wins the award for best welcome back.

"I do enjoy halfling sex. It's kinda like being with a very eager and skilled oppai lolicon." ~ Anonymous
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27th March 2014, 07:12

Welcome back.

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27th March 2014, 14:27
Halfling Gal Wrote:Evil Empire wins the award for best welcome back.

I'll have to stick the award in my already overflowing trophy case.

Hmm, on second thought just send my winnings directly to my pants.
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27th March 2014, 17:03

You sure? Alright... -jams sharp trophy in a cannon and takes careful aim-

"I do enjoy halfling sex. It's kinda like being with a very eager and skilled oppai lolicon." ~ Anonymous
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29th March 2014, 02:40

Welcome!

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