As I said in the title, been lurking here for a long while now. Two years and some change, actually. And I just sort've decided to finally crawl out of lurkerdom and maybe finally do something. Why? I'unno. :I And now, this.


"Who Are You?"
"Where are you from?"
"What's up with that nick of yours?"
"What do you like about futanari?"
"What got you interested in the first place?"
"What are your favorite kinks/pairings?"
"Have you read over our Rules and Do Not Post (DNP) List? Do you have any questions?"
"What sections are you most excited about exploring?" (Are you interested in finding Images and Doujinshi? Interested in trying some roleplaying? Sharing your own art or stories? Or just hanging out and chatting with fellow futa fans?)
"What brought you to our forums/How did you hear about us?"
"Anything else you might like to add?"
"Hobbies that don't involve a fondness for girlcock?"
"Other online communities you happen to be a part of?"
"Last words before we pass final judgment?

1. I'm just sort've no one, really. Most have taken to calling me Fail, shortening the alias I often use.
   
2. From the United States, specifically Florida, born and raised.
   
3. There's actually a story behind it that originates in my RPing history. I once had a character who was so statistically bad at everything, he would constantly screw up and fail horridly. As the RPer, that was passed on to me, as the 'master' of him, if you will, and well, that explains that I think. Since then it's stuck with me.
   
4. I honestly...can't really say. I stumbled upon it one day and was just....enraptured? I guess. It just appeals to me a great deal on some level I can't articulate.
   
5. I can't even really remember, aside from the initial stumbling across it by accident.
   
6. I don't really have any specific 'favorites', honestly.
   
7. I have indeed read them over. No specific questions to mention, all seems fairly self-explanatory.
   
8. Haha, oh my....there's several I've been exploring and lurking about. I may (eventually) contribute something or venture into roleplaying or some such....but that remains to be seen. I predict I will mostly be lurking and occasionally having the off chat with some people who I am sure are all amazing.
   
9. Probably sound like a broken record, but I honestly can't recall how I first came about this place. I believe it was completely unintentional via link-hopping, but I honestly don't know.
   
10. No, nothing I can think of.
    
11. Well lessee. I tend to read -- in vast quantity and very quickly -- quite a bit. Play a lot of video games and such, and I tend to laze about thinking of random ideas and things that might be interesting but will never happen. There's the intermittent bits of writing and such, largely epic fantasy and occasionally humor and light fantasy. And of course the activity which takes up the MOST of my time, a combination of running about on roleplaying boards and youtube.
    
12. Several different sites for RP, mostly. Nothing else worth mentioning.
    
13. Well, uh....this place was amazing enough to have me stick around and lurk for two years and finally come out of my shell, so that should say something for it in my personal books I guess, if that accounts for anything.
    

So I'm a guy who likes girls with dicks (also girls without dicks, also some dudes).
I also like videogames, mangas and anime (not quite as much as I used to), Pen&Paper RPGs and all sorts of books and films.
I found this website while searching for dirty pictures and I sure hope I'll be cool enough to fit in (and get through this without PTSD).

In short: Hi!

So, boobs....and penises, those too. I'm twenty-three, am a male, and uh..live in Failabama? Also, virgin or whatever. Obviously, I enjoy porn! More specifically, futa things. The only one amongst my friends that happens to , even. I don't actually watch an excess amount of porn, honestly. Just thought I'd throw that out there for whatever reason.

And I don't know if this is common or if it's just me, but I'm not sexually attracted to males...like...at all. But fuckin'...futas? I dig. I DON'T KNOW. Maybe it's the fact that boobs are also present? I've never been near a dick, but mine bums me out, maybe it's just the minuscule size.

But hey, what about my interests? I'll just stick to one thing: Vidya gaimz. In fact, I review video games and hope to make a career out of it by uploading to Youtube. It's a pipe dream, sure, but it's -my- pipe dream. I won't whore myself out here other than a link in my sig, but I won't badger anyone to click it. Anyway, uh..that's me.

Just a brief introduction! I'm brand new to the site and really to forums in general. I look forward to getting to know everyone!

1. "Who Are You?"
   
2. "Where are you from?"
   
3. "What's up with that nick of yours?"
   
4. "What do you like about futanari?"
   
5. "What got you interested in the first place?"
   
6. "What are your favorite kinks/pairings?"
   
7. "Have you read over our Rules and Do Not Post (DNP) List? Do you have any questions?"
   
8. "What sections are you most excited about exploring?" (Are you interested in finding Images and Doujinshi? Interested in trying some roleplaying? Sharing your own art or stories? Or just hanging out and chatting with fellow futa fans?)
   
9. "What brought you to our forums/How did you hear about us?"
   
10. "Anything else you might like to add?"
    
11. "Hobbies that don't involve a fondness for girlcock?"
    
12. "Other online communities you happen to be a part of?"
    
13. "Last words before we pass final judgment?"
    

1: I'm a roleplaying fan, name is Alex and i'm french
2: From Europe (France)
3: I wanted something else but couldn't use it, i don't know if i can rename me into Nelayandra now :/ But Lion heart is fine, it's a bit wild and may link to the savage boy i'm playing.
4: Hmmm, i think i like the fem "domination" part of it, Also, it still "young" as a just "born" fetish for me, so i'm still shy about it, and there is almost no forum at all for french players involving this, so i wish i can experience a bit of it even if, i may not be writing everything very well in english But what is interesting in futa, is the sweet "maternal", voluptuous and sometime autoritarian side of it, plus the amazonian fantasm, also, a dick on a wonderfull woman seems very troubling as it combines every intersting hetero sex aspect into one being, but i can't explain it fully and well in english.
5: Interested... I think it's not like that i would define it, mostly curiosity, don't want to die an ignorant moron, i guess ?
6: kinks, pairing ? (had to do a google search and translate for this ) i like futa on female, but i'm more "shy" (and begin interested) about the futa on male/boy thing
7: The rules are simple, i have no problem understanding them.
8: Roleplaying and chatting, i'm not bad at roleplay in french, i might try in english it would be a very good exercise, but i mainly hope to not disappoint rp partners, i can make some art too.
9: i was searching the whole french internet spectrum about this fetish, and lost hope about it, so i checked for this particular thing in french.
10: Forums are huge, i get easily lost, tons of subsections and users, it looks a bit like a mess when you don't know this place.
11: yeah, drawing, gaming on pc, tons of "normal" good old med fan roleplay
12: Not of this kind, my first about futanari.
13: Well... *rolls his eyes everywhere* i didn't saw a guillotine when i entered this room... But when death smile at you, all you can do is smile back at her. But please, if i happen to die, send my rotten remains to my ex she will be happy with that

I've been able to log in for a while, and i just finally read the way to actually post, hence the Relativity part of the topic title.

Anyways, My name's Patrick. and i am probable going to be another in a long line of Semi-lurkers that specialty forums like the palace anyways seem to collect.

I'm from Edmonton, In canada. My Forum nick is Nightk because my perfered nick of Knight is usually taken on larger Forums. I'm here because Futanari fascinate me, and beyond that i really can not explain it.

Hehe, I've been away from this place for so long. Too long! I just had to come back and play again... I miss being a naughty futa! <3

I hope we can play some time soon *kiss* hehe <3

Hey Fpalace.

I've been a lurker for quite some time, but with a recent discovery of a talent, I'm ready to step out a bit. I'll be straightup honest and note that I'm a male in real life. (pwease don't hate me for it)

I've been a followers of some of the futarizers, but I have no plans on doing any of those myself Instead, my talent is more...'vocal.'

For more info about said talent, here's the thread I made about it. Enjoy. :3
... If you're paranoid, here's the full link xD https://www.futanaripalace.com/showthrea...t-is-ready

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Well, I've been lurking for a year now, and decided to stop. I'm not sure what exactly I can bring to table here... Right now I'm interested mainly in Roleplay and maybe I'll try to spin some tales later.

I'm not a native English speaker, so my English might not be good, but I'll try to communicate as best as I can. I stumbled upon this site I think because of the corruption of champions game, and it's been fun.