Here Goes Nothing!

[Kallen]

Hey there,


I found this forum while looking into some of cmacleod's games. I'm not usually active on forums, really, but considering 90% of the porn I consume is camped in futanari (et al.) territory, I figure I've got a lot of incentive to frequent this place.

I write a lot in my spare time but I've never done anything erotic; that said, I don't know if I'll be contributing anything worthwhile. I'm assuming I'll mostly lurk around and banter where I can, so this introduction is probably more exposure than I'll get for a while. I find the futanari fetish in general draws a hugely varying crowd, so I'm excited to interact and get to know the crowd here, all smut aside. I'm a passionate fan of music and I'm working towards a degree in composition, so feel free to strike up a conversation about music with me at any time. My personal favorite genres are jazz, swing, and blues, but I've strong interests in dozens of musical categories besides, so I don't feel over-specialized despite a strong preference towards the first three.

To wax anecdotal, the story behind it is still curious to me in that I almost loathed music growing up. It was a distraction, nothing more, and all the people who claimed that music was integral to their daily lives were essentially just a whole lot of wasted productivity. I joined the school orchestra in 6th grade only because my other elective options were General Studies, Band, and Art. I didn't care for droning elective discourse, and I figured I could learn to draw on my own time, so that left the music classes, and the uniform stringed instruments of Orchestra seemed much more elegant than the drastically varying instruments of Band. I did it mostly for the cool factor, in short, but after two years of learning upright bass I started listening more closely and appreciating the intelligence of musical composition, the power of counterpoint and harmony, in a musical awakening of sorts, and suddenly all kinds of music were calling out, tugging at me emotionally and mentally. I had never experienced that kind of preoccupation with a hobby before, so it really hammered the idea of music into my consciousness as something unique and important. I still play upright bass and have been teaching myself piano, guitar, and percussion, and as I said before, I'm looking to make a career out of music, so things have really turned 180 degrees compared to my younger mindset.

I make a hobby of film and literature as well. Sardonic, satirical, and existential pieces are my forte, so authors like Stendhal and Sartre as well as filmmakers like Kubrick and Lubitsch are among my favorites. If I had to choose favorite individual films, my top three might be Eyes Wide Shut, Sans Soleil, and Whatever Works, if that gives you any indication of my taste. Per literature (a much more difficult ranking in my opinion), the list would certainly include Le Rouge et le Noir, Huis Clos, and Stranger in a Strange Land. I also play video games, chiefly strategy and RPG, though I've only really had time for low-impact browser games like Supremacy 1914 and WarLight recently. In my search for classic literature and films as well as CDs, tapes, and records that suit my tastes, all on a tight budget, naturally I've also become quite the thrift store sniper. Other than these, I've variously been learning Japanese, Spanish, German, and Russian over the years; progress has been steady if slow. If you couldn't tell from all that, my life's goal is essentially to become the most pretentious polyglot who ever lived. :16:

On the topic of sex and futanari, I think the unique psychology of it is what appeals to me. I'm sexually attracted to women, but, having a penis myself, I empathize most with male pleasure, so seeing attractive women who are able to experience that kind of pleasure for themselves just hits all the right notes arousal-wise, which is of course very conducive to a satisfying pornographic experience. I don't really have that many kinks in real life, though. I strongly prefer sex with women, and while wilder (which does NOT entail rougher; I generally stand by the notion that forceful sex is better when you don't seem like you're trying to kill each other) is better, I don't really have any desire to explore specific fetishes in the sack, so I guess looking at pictures of chicks with dicks on the internet in my spare time is the craziest kink that I have. As far as what introduced me to it, I think I encountered it first during those pubescent years when everybody seemed to be really figuring out that sex was cool. I would browse image galleries of the most adult-sounding keywords I could muster (``xxx sex pictures`` or something similarly awful) and one day I came across an advertisement for Thai ladyboy Long Mint. The name being just mysterious enough to pique my interest, I checked out her website and was mystified. I didn't really comprehend what exactly I was looking at (I don't think I knew what the term `fetish` even meant); all I knew was that it really turned me on, more so than all the sweaty guys I had been seeing in regular porn (no matter how attractive their co-stars were). Blend my newfound interest in transsexual pornstars with a lifelong interest in anime and I was bound to stumble across futanari quickly afterwards. Perhaps because I encountered shemales before futanari, I'm actually a bit put off by futa artwork that doesn't feature balls. I'm all for hermaphroditic characters, but no matter how I slice it, penis sans scrotum just looks strange.

Oh yes, and last but not least: my name! If I set up my avatar correctly (I don't do forums often sri) then anyone who's watched Code Geass probably knows that I owe my username to Kallen Stadtfeld, a supporting character in the series. I was really caught up in Code Geass right around the time I started getting into futanari, and even now I still enjoy the series and occasionally draw names from the proverbial Code Geass hat for my online personas, so I figured one of my favorite characters (I'll be honest: part of it just stems from the fact that our first names are homophonic) from the show would be a good fit for a profile on a futanari forum. )

Anyway, thanks for reading this far! I'll add a(n extreme) tl;dr to wrap things up at the bottom. Here's to an enjoyable time in the community!



TL;DR: I'm a straight male, I like music and cheeky existentialism, I prefer balls on my futas and don't have any other kinks, and I'm new at the forum game so bear with me!

[beibdnn]

Quite an epic introduction! I also enjoy your three preferred choices of music. I tried to learn Russian but just could not get my head around it. As to futa, well I find that there are things that are broadly liked but other niches that I think would be popular are detested and the stuff I find that leaves me cold has a lot of fans. Anyway welcome to the Palace, always room for more!

[Kallen]

Can you believe I forgot to respond to my very first reply? :c

Thanks a lot for the welcome, though! The biggest hurdle in learning Russian so far is consistently using the alphabet correctly, similarly to Japanese. Progress in Spanish and German come much more naturally considering their alphabets are so similar to the English alphabet. I suppose it's because I prefer reading and writing to speaking at first when learning languages. I do find with Japanese (and German to some extent) that grammar is much more fluid and... artistic (perhaps there's a better word that will come to me in a fridge moment). I've really been savoring Ella & Louis (one of the collaboration albums between Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald) lately. My favorite track from the album has to be "April In Paris". In my opinion the sweetest and most tastefully orchestrated rendition of the song. :8:

I feel nearly the same way about niches and futanari in general, at least insofar as stuff that I can't get started on having a lot of fans.

Again, thanks for taking the time to reply, and especially for the warm welcome!