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Why Hello There!!!
#1

Hello everyone!
Just wanted to stop by before settling in this cozy little palace.

"Who Are You?"
I'm a charming, talented, handsome, and an egotistical high school senior who has recently discovered a love for girlcock. I've also begun experimenting with other gentlemen, and I'm green but really excited to tinker with this side of my sexuality.

"Where are you from?"
I hail from the greatest land there ever is and will be. No, not Quarth for you Game of Thrones fans, but 'Murica of course. South Carolina to be a bit more exact.

"What do you like about futanari?"
Since I've been heterosexual for the majority of my life I love how they have gorgeous bodies and faces, but also have a cock. Hehe.

"What's up with that nick of yours?"
Well I don't really have one nickname that follows me around everywhere, and I happened to be watching Happy Feet at the time of creating my account. Thus the name EmperorPenguin came into the world.

"Hobbies that don't involve a fondness for girlcock?"

I love to dance. Absolutely love it. Right now I'm part of a Hip-Hop dance company, and captain for this season. Besides that I enjoy reading, conversing, and long walks on the beach.

"Last words before we pass final judgment?"
Try not to bully me to badly, eh? Oh. I'm also a little into furries. Another one of my new found kinks.

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#2

Hey there, welcome to the palace! =^.^=

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#3

Welcome!

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#4

I'M BACK PEOPLE, TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO THIS WONDERFUL PLACE. I don't know if anyone actually cared that I went missing but I'm back now. You. Ya you new guy. I like you're style, sound a lot like me... creepily like me actually. ARE YOU TRYING TO COPY ME!? Nono I'm just being paranoid... or am I *eyes you suspiciously* I'll kill you just like *insert spoiler for Game of Thrones here*. Good books.

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#5

Oh yes. Very good books indeed. If we are alike, and aren't each other sent back from the future in order to kill each other, why not become friends?

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#6

Sounds like a plan!

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#7

Welcome to the palace, penguin! Wink

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