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25th February 2010, 05:48
Well, hello! I am Board-Certified ArchPervertâ„¢ Super Magical Space Penis. I understand that's a bit of a, er, mouthful, so by all means call me SMSP.
I was instructed to come here by a friend several times; I only recently took him up on the offer. I'm told people are actually open-minded enough here that I won't become a leperesque pariah for my filthy interests. Heeheehee!
So, am I welcome or are you guys gonna break out the torches, pitchforks, etc?
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25th February 2010, 05:59
SMSP, you are definitely Welcome at the Place!!! (BTW, I love the user name!)
Don't be shy about sharing your pervy ideals with us, you'll fit right in here!
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25th February 2010, 06:03
First, look at my sig.
Now, either delight or despair because you won't out-perv us. And I'm considered normal enough that they made me a moderator. Go fig.
Enjoy yourself and the forums, you're welcome here.
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25th February 2010, 07:33
'A sudden penis entry'? A common occurrence here.
Seriously though, there's plenty of people that are freakier then you, I guarantee it.
In any case, welcome.
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25th February 2010, 11:06
*walks in with a pitchfork*
welcome to the palace, SMSP!
want to go pitch some hay?  )
seriously, that's the only reason i carry a pitchfork ....
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25th February 2010, 12:20
TaoFuta Wrote:SMSP, you are definitely Welcome at the Place!!! (BTW, I love the user name!)
Don't be shy about sharing your pervy ideals with us, you'll fit right in here!
yong33:
Thanks for the compliment! Share my pervy ideals? I... intend to.
Bishiebunny Wrote:First, look at my sig.
Now, either delight or despair because you won't out-perv us. And I'm considered normal enough that they made me a moderator. Go fig.
Enjoy yourself and the forums, you're welcome here.
Hey, this sounds like a challenge! *quickly runs off to have BDSM-oriented sex with the corpse of his mentally-challenged underage sister while jacking off a homosexual horse*
Randomguy664 Wrote:'A sudden penis entry'? A common occurrence here.
Seriously though, there's plenty of people that are freakier then you, I guarantee it.
In any case, welcome.
Er, thanks. I didn't know so many people were so defensive about their pervosity!
alarmguy Wrote:*walks in with a pitchfork*
welcome to the palace, SMSP!
want to go pitch some hay? )
seriously, that's the only reason i carry a pitchfork ....
:| There's not much I can say to that, except: Waggity waggity waggity.
Thanks for the kind welcome, everyone! I can't wait until the friend who invited me notices I'm here.
Hehe, wait until you guys find about me and... corn.
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25th February 2010, 12:36
You're most welcome here on FP, so...
Welcome!
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25th February 2010, 19:06
Well damn, they'll let anyone in here! There goes the neighborhood! LOL (just kidding!)
It's great to have ya here, SMSP!
(To those who may not be aware, I've known SMSP at another board for quite some time and we are both major comic book aficionados from way back. I can't think of anyone more depraved, hardcore, perverted, and deranged than SMSP, so as you can imagine, I'm quite thrilled to see a colleague appear here out of the blue!)
Looking forward to seeing more of your stories here, SMSP, and your hilarious posts are always welcome!
CORN!!!!
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25th February 2010, 19:58
You want to have sex with pitchforks and torches?
Hmmmmm
That's kind of unusual, but if it makes you happy, why should I care! 
//Breaks out the farm implements and the lube.
Welcome to FP.
I give out hugs for free. > <
Hot Futa fucker of men and tight boys, though I'm happy to have my way with anyone...
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26th February 2010, 03:46
The Guardian Wrote:You're most welcome here on FP, so...
Welcome!
Thank you!
Superjizz Wrote:Well damn, they'll let anyone in here! There goes the neighborhood! LOL (just kidding!)
That's about what I expected...
Superjizz Wrote:It's great to have ya here, SMSP!
(To those who may not be aware, I've known SMSP at another board for quite some time and we are both major comic book aficionados from way back. I can't think of anyone more depraved, hardcore, perverted, and deranged than SMSP, so as you can imagine, I'm quite thrilled to see a colleague appear here out of the blue!)
*sniffs* That's... that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me... *lip wobbles*
Superjizz Wrote:Looking forward to seeing more of your stories here, SMSP, and your hilarious posts are always welcome!
Already posted!
Superjizz Wrote:CORN!!!!
*masturbates furiously upon seeing the word*
Beerkeg Wrote:You want to have sex with pitchforks and torches?
Hmmmmm
That's kind of unusual, but if it makes you happy, why should I care!
//Breaks out the farm implements and the lube.
Welcome to FP.
Now that you mention it... *makes an addition to his Master List of Personal Fetishes*
Thanks for the warm welcome, everybody!
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