oyez oyez gentes dames et nobles damoiseaux

[accatone]

Hark, hark O you stranger the story mine. Orphan of the sunk Trap-heaven, I have peregrinated through the meanders of the web, fearing the forever loss of the paradise of the futanari and the traps. The Journey was long, the pangs of angst insufferable, great dismay I endured and eternal fall many often I contemplated. After having seen both the Trap heaven sink and its twin sister the Trap chan, of me I thought it was the end. But Hermes who thrice is great, through beams and old comrades, of which rests floated by the disaster struck, guided my way to the land of Futanari Palace. May I find on this island of such an auspicuous name, good rest and joy.

[thefutascholar]

And you bring your apparent flare for language with you! Wonderful and welcome.

[Kagrin Dragoon]

*bows* Pleasure to meet you. I go by the name of Kagrin. I wish you well during your stay here.

[accatone]

Thanks a lot my friends. I hope I'll be in a land of understanding and abundance.

[The Guardian]

Welcome!

[andromeda]

Hi!!

[Ahleah]

Such a wonderfully convoluted yet concise web of words you have woven upon your entrance! I look forward to such verbose banter, and wish you luck in sating your curiosities and desires henceforth! =)

[Olivria Noel]

Welcome merry friend, your journey long and saga's lost? Rest your weary shoulders, my friend, ease the cool touch of night's embrace from your heart and let dream's welcome you to slumber and fantasy. Good tidings to you, on your discoveries in the land of dreams.