Rawr! I surprise buttsex you! (Its not rape because I yelled 'surprise')

[Candy-Harlot]

So I have been lurking around here for a while. Looking at some of the delicious links and other things that people have posted here. It is all very yummy for my ero tummy. Besides that, I very much enjoy erotic role-playing and playing futa and either being a dom or sub. Either way is gggrrreat by me!

I love monster girls as well as futanari, mmm so that is just more 'weird' porn. Which reminds me I have to find that quote about how nothing about sexuality is depraved because it is all depraved or something like that.

Anyway, I plan on crusing the role-playing section and seeing what people have going on and maybe kicking up a storm with my friend Mileena if she ever joins her sweet ass up in these here forums.

That is about all I can think to say. Any questions, comments, slanderous remarks?

[Gilgamesh]

Speaking of monster girls, futanari and butts...see here.

I would also watch out, there are those out that prey (pray?) on futanari butt, so it may be YOU getting 'buttsexed'.

Now I'm all distracted by this talk of butt.

Seriously though, welcome.

[Trinitylimit]

Nothing wrong with being distracted by butt Gilgamesh. They are just designed that way :3

Anywho welcome Celestine dear. Always great to see a new RPer joining the ranks. The odder your tastes the more fun that can be had for both parties :3

May I suggest the warrior vs. monster thread if you like dem monstar grrls {insert rawr noise here}
http://www.futanaripalace.com/showthread...ht=warrior

[zebeianhero]

welcome to FP Celestine, you sound rather interesting....if you ever want a sub to bend over for you; just remember I offered first, and with the most vigor o.o

[Candy-Harlot]

What prey on futanari butt? Well I better put my assless panties away then....

I will check that out Trinity, thank you very much. All very friendly here. I enjoyed your harpy very muchly Gilgamesh. But what is with those huge censors? I could hardly see ANYTHING. Hehe.

I will remember that Zebian. On a side note though, I find it difficult to navigate this site. The pages take an awful long time to load for a furm site. I can understand the threads taking a while what with all the yummy pictures occasionally. But even the board sections can take a long time. Any tips on how to get around this place quicker. I do not much relish rping here if I have to wait a minute or two to load a new page. It would be very annoying. Any help is greatly appreaciated!

[Sakura-chan]

*waves* welcome to the palace

[Evil Empire]

So it's not rape so long as you yell out "SURPRISE!" beforehand? This is good to know.

ME: But, Your Honor, it wasn't rape! I yelled out "SURPRISE!" first. It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!

JUDGE: Holy crap! You're right! You're free to go, Spacefender.

Five minutes later outside the courthouse:

ME: SURPRISE BUTTSEX! This rule is the best ever!

[vella]

Thanks for that, Celestine. I think. Either way, welcome to FP!

[zebeianhero]

ah, the ups and downs of the forums, you'll have to get a little bit of patience under your belt Celestine, our forums are nice and sizely and just as with any site on the web the rate at which things load will vary based upon the amount of content, both picture and text wise in a thread or area.....so you'll have to be a bit patient from time to time....

as a side note try clearing out your web history/cookies as sometimes after doing as such you'll usually get a bit better speed from your 'net connection after doing this...

[Candy-Harlot]

Spacefender, I can not believe you never heard about the surprise sex rule. If you shout surprise before any penetration occurs it becomes surprise sex instead of rape. (Okay this only works with good humoured people on the internet.) But still is goooood.

Also mint and chocolate. Aaaaorgasm, amirite or amirite?

Seriously though, I am kinda crazy and can at times be obnoxious. But I think it is in an adorably charming fashion rather than an annoying one.