Hi guys, gals and other.

[Nephilim Deluxe]

It's been a really really long time since I registered with a board for anything other than to download one file and never return again. The coming of myspace, facebook and mostly 4chan kinda disolved my need or desire to deal with forums. My netiquette is a little rusty.

I'll try not to start too many arguments. I can't promise but I'll try.

I like to argue when the point is something worth arguing about. Not fight, not flame, argue. Debate if you will. I also make a lot of jokes at other peoples expense but they're all in good fun and as long as you have a sense of humor we'll get along fine.

I've found that most people with a fetish such as this, Whether the fetish is widely accepted if treated with a sort of mildly disturbed distance or almost unanimously hated and loathed, have either a very good sense of humor and make self deprecating jokes. Or they have no sense of humor whatsoever and more sensetivity than a futa cock in... well, just about anywhere.

Just don't be number the latter.

Apart from all that though, I'm male, I'm sub, I like futa-on-guy, my favorite color is octarine, I'm bored, oreos, KITTY! um... what was I saying? oh yeah! PENIS! But why?

If Jessica Rabbit had a cock she'd be the hottest Futa ever.

... Maybe.

This is a long introduction.

Pancakes...

I wonder if you could make a taco from a pancake?

I'm going to go try.

[Snowland]

Very long introduction yong15:. Welcome to FP.

[Bishiebunny]

I am sorry, I was unable to pay attention to anything else you said. I read "Jessica Rabbit" and "futa" and my eyes glazed over in a fit of lustful glee.

At any rate, welcome to the forums.

[Nephilim Deluxe]

Beebee your sig may be one of the hottest things ever.

[Sakura-chan]

hi there and welcome to the palce

[Talisman]

Hi there and welcome, I actually did read it through. Don´t worry too much, I think the reasonable and friendly people outweight those with no humor at all.

[Nephilim Deluxe]

Two posts and I'm already getting thanks. So at a hundred posts I get a blow-job right?

[Mischief Maker]

Two posts and I'm already getting thanks. So at a hundred posts I get a blow-job right?

I guess someone owes me then.

Welcome to the boards... Question for ya. What made you decide to return?

[Nephilim Deluxe]

I guess someone owes me then.

Welcome to the boards... Question for ya. What made you decide to return?

To forums in general? I dunno. A sense of community? And I've been having some problems coping with my sexuality and being surrounded, whether virtually or physically (virtually for preference at least at first) (how the hell does one end a parenthetical statement in an emoticon?), may help me deal with it. Or make things worse. Who knows. But that's a discussion not meant for an introduction thread.

[Mischief Maker]

To forums in general? I dunno. A sense of community? And I've been having some problems coping with my sexuality and being surrounded, whether virtually or physically (virtually for preference at least at first) (how the hell does one end a parenthetical statement in an emoticon?), may help me deal with it. Or make things worse. Who knows. But that's a discussion not meant for an introduction thread.

Ah, I see. Well either way I think you'll like it here. It's probably the best online community I regularly visit, and that's saying something for a site devoted to porn as a common interest.