Hello, I'm New..

[TaoFuta]

Howdy dear, welcome to Futanari Palace, where dreams and wishes magically appear on the screen before your very eyes.

Can we nick-name you Gru? Like the character from the awesome "Despicable Me" movies?

Partly because 'Google User' is a long name, partly because Gru is an adorably cute but still masculine and strong name, and mostly because Google is now a vast empire of pure evil that would make Gru (the character) so very proud to be part of.

But of course, all that is just good-natured humor meant in jest, please don't take any of it seriously, and I hope you have a good time exploring around the Palace!