20th May 2013, 05:35
That's funny, I was down by the Mud Gate just this morning and someone was saying that you had sex with your dog too. Such a brute, you must be very brave to take on a Hound that big! My own pet is somewhat smaller, but if it please your Grace, I did name the dog Joffrey in your honor. He's such a cutie, all bark and no bite, and...Hey! Where did he go? That silly Sansa must be teaching him to play dead....again. You should really do something about her, my King. She's not quite right, if you take my meaning.