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Rightful heir of the Futanari throne.
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Eriana Wrote:*Sighs* So this is the royal brat I have heard so much about Hmm? *walks upto him and slaps him across his face* Go before Lady stark and let her face fuck you, you little shit or guess what your getting fucked by your own little dick! *jacks off into his face hitting him in the eye* Get lost you little incestous mutt! *turns on the spot vanishing leaving a single stain on your royal shoes that reeks of cum as she leaves you hear a wicked cackle and a scream of joy as well as pain*

Are you high? You just stood there blabbering nonsense and stroking your penis. Get out of here you disgusting elk.

Evil Empire Wrote:You're back. I figured someone finally poisoned you but no such luck it seems.

Don't kings have people to do that for them? Heh, I can imagine Joffrey's thesis; "101 reasons why I'm such a mommy's boy".

My lowly alter ego said that, It's embarrassing really that I have another side of me. You are actually funny, do you want to be my new fool?

rachaelross Wrote:Methinks the King doth protest too much. As a humble Grand Maester of the Second Rank, may I suggest lamprey pie to cool the temperamental fires of late onset puberty? In all the Seven Kingdoms, I'm sure at least one comely wench can be found to keep an eel beneath her skirts. One eyed, perhaps, and likely to spit in your face when aroused, but still a rare enough treat for any man. The fish, I mean. Not even a one-eyed Wildling from Beyond the Wall would dare spit in your face, Sire!


*Yes, I know a lamprey is not an eel, but why confuse the poor boy?

Your title suits you jungle girl, you are as brute and uncivilized like those dothraki savages. I pity your kind, you even have sex with your dog, disgusting.
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Rightful heir of the Futanari throne. - by Freyja - 12th May 2013, 02:02
Rightful heir of the Futanari throne. - by Ravar - 12th May 2013, 09:24
Rightful heir of the Futanari throne. - by Freyja - 18th May 2013, 03:49
Rightful heir of the Futanari throne. - by rarzor - 18th May 2013, 05:29
Rightful heir of the Futanari throne. - by Eriana - 19th May 2013, 06:14
Rightful heir of the Futanari throne. - by Joffrey Baratheon - 20th May 2013, 05:15

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