19th May 2013, 04:31
Altamira Wrote:This Goddess would resent that if your claim was anything more than that of a barking pup. However, if you wish to reign over people, go right ahead! I am going to continue creating entire worlds and traveling between the universes of my brothers and sisters. Enjoy your wars. Enjoy your reign. Right now, I am going to get fucked by some futanari.
When you learn of your true parentage, try to emulate their incestuous behavior. Family traditions are important.
And please, tell your mother I will be taking her brother's place in her bed tonight. Again.
Oh, did you hear that? It's your mother's voice. She's praying to me from there in her tiny little castle. She's praying that I will give her a divine child. How nice.
I've been gone for a while(writing thesis and shit) and you're just here spouting nonsense. Do you want me to carve my Hearteater to your chest so all of us will know if gods do bleed? Stop your madness woman, or I will have my guards rape you, all 20k of them.
Oh, so you want my uncle tyrion for the night? Then go fuck his dwarf dick, I don't care.
rarzor Wrote:This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Please don't even let these inferior commoners change you Joffrey Baratheon.
Like I would let them, this is my throne, my domain.