12th May 2013, 09:46
Welcome to the palace, Your Highness. Everyone welcomes you with open arms. Now, I see that you have gotten to know a lot of your subjects. Please, continue to mingle. Enjoy yourself. This is a place of grand beauty and lewd fun.
As your humble moderating servant, I implore you, take care of your subjects lest your humble moderating servant throw the King out of his own palace.
Your Majesty, before I depart, I would like to say that should you ever step down, I would nominate Evil Empire for emperor because he does not have the following haunting him:
Quote:Joffrey is cruel, arrogant, sadistic, and a tyrannical ruler. However, he is also incompetent, unintelligent, naive, cowardly, and prone to rash outbursts of violence. Much like earlier Targaryen kings, it is suspected that Joffrey's incestuous bloodline has resulted in severe defects in his sanity. Nonetheless, Joffrey is consumed by megalomaniacal delusions of grandeur. Even though he is absurdly unskilled at ruling, making far more problems than he solves, he is convinced that he deserves praise and utter devotion from everyone around him.
And, he's had training from a true emperor.