12th May 2013, 09:24
A king in our palace? *bursts out in laughter*. Well pardon my hysteria my leige, *leans against the side of your throne* but in this castle only the ones with the most...'endurance'...if you catch my drift, Have the right to claim any kind of autority here.
*shrugs* Not that I disaprove of your methods... but you're not telling this cock where to molest next.
*rushes off behore he can send the guards after me* I'll be seeying you, Your Hymness!