O.M.G.L.O.L.

[Narffet]

Hey all. I'm everyone's favorite talking head, Obsidian veteran, or more affectionately, talking raccoon with huge testicles! (Or a tanuki, for anyone wiser.)

Anyway, I don't always have fresh things to contribute, but I'll try to give you a laugh or two. And I'm pretty good at keeping track of other people's posts, so I can lead you to something that may already be somewhere!

And don't let the screenname fool you. I chose it for two reasons (back at the O):

1.) Its something very much unlike me to rely heavy on netspeak (and its also kind of a running gag with my friends... kind of a subpoint? 2.5 reasons? Moving on...)

2.) Anyone who's had any experience with internet porn knows that you will, on occasion, see something that will completely tarnish your world view. The kind of thing that grows hair on your chest, but then immediately makes it wither and fall out. If you want an example that gets tossed around here, go look up Camp Heaven, or Blue Heaven.

*shudders*