Sorry, I'm a Spongebob fan I can't help it.
Greetings, y'all!
I'm a guy, in my mid-twenties, and I'm a huge fan of futa, especially futa who are huge and a fan of men.
'Dear Spongebob: These last few years have been some of the best of my life, but I must move on. Don't come looking for me. I know I'll probably have found a new owner who actually remembers to fill up my food bowl every now and again. Sincerely, Gary--or, at least until my new owner renames me.'