22nd March 2011, 00:20
So it's not rape so long as you yell out "SURPRISE!" beforehand? This is good to know.
ME: But, Your Honor, it wasn't rape! I yelled out "SURPRISE!" first. It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!
JUDGE: Holy crap! You're right! You're free to go, Spacefender.
Five minutes later outside the courthouse:
ME: SURPRISE BUTTSEX! This rule is the best ever!