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[Evil Empire]

Love the username. The potential for humorous quotes is astronomical.

As a door to door salesman: "Mommy, there's a Dirtbag at the door."

As a robbery victim: "Okay, Dirtbag, give me all your money."

At the doctor's office: "Please bend over and cough, Dirtbag."

At the dentist's office: "Dirtbag, open up and say aahhhhhh."


Those last two also work for sexual encounters with demanding horny futanari. Should you be so lucky.