Did you hear that? Oh nevermind... it was just my AWESOME annoucing my arrival.

[PandemoniumVice]

Hello, hello, hello, and greetings one and all! Ladies and gentlemen... and ladymen.. and uh.. multi-tit/cocked purple demon things... and that pile of orgy juice in the corner... and the sandwich from under my bed that was molding there but I decided to take it along just in case I needed something to throw at a doctor. Moldering sandwiches work better than apples.

Ah but I forget, I must introduce myself! *hops off camel and folds it up for easy storage* Hello, my name is Pandemonium Vice... and I am a pervert. *crowd: "Hi Pandemonium"* err right.. Um.. I'm into damn near everything, and I'm willing to give anything a try once, or twice if its been a while. I like to RP, and tug my doodle. I'm a genius... or is that insane? They're so close together I can hardly tell the difference anymore. Oh... and I'm a bit narcissistic. I am better than you, but I'm not a dick about it... unless I feel that you deserve my dick, but I might make you beg for it first. Where was I? Oh yes. I ramble incessantly unless I happen to focus on a subject. Like when I RP; I stay in character and I'm damn good at it. However, I rarely play submissive as I prefer to impose my will on others.

Hmm.... Aside from all that chatter, I'm rather interesting to talk to and I fear no subject that has ever been, ever, period. And on that note (a flat E I think) I'm done here.

P.S. SEND ME A PM DAMN IT! I'LL GET BACK WITH YOU IN DUE TIME, BUT I WANNA CYBERFUCK EVERYTHING THAT HAS A HOT WET HOLE FOR ME TO IMAGINE FUCKING! I ALSO WANT A CAKE IN THE SHAPE OF THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN MONUMENT WITHOUT THE HAT AND DREADLOCKS... REALLY LONG VIKING DREADLOCKS!

P.P.S. HAS ANYONE SEEN THE SANDWICH I BROUGHT? I THINK IT CRAWLED AWAY.

P.P.P.S. NEVER MIND, I FOUND IT...