25th February 2010, 05:48
Well, hello! I am Board-Certified ArchPervert⢠Super Magical Space Penis. I understand that's a bit of a, er, mouthful, so by all means call me SMSP.
I was instructed to come here by a friend several times; I only recently took him up on the offer. I'm told people are actually open-minded enough here that I won't become a leperesque pariah for my filthy interests. Heeheehee!
So, am I welcome or are you guys gonna break out the torches, pitchforks, etc?