21st April 2007, 20:32
Hey buddy, CAN'T YOU READ?!? *points to the non-existant maximum occupancy sign* Actually, I've always wondered what would happen if you exceeded that number of people in a restaurant... I'm half expecting some sort of explosion or police raid.
Anyway, welcome to the place, hope you enjoy it here.
*closes the MSWord doc he used to spell 'restaurant' and looks around for his Simplified Spelling Society application*