26th March 2007, 11:38
Welcome to the palace...please phone up to the main registry and one of our maids will be with you as soon as possible. Please make sure to read the phone directory carefully and be aware that if you order something, it may take 10 to 15 minutes to appear in your room.
Tea is promptly at 3, Dinner at 6, Breakfast stops at 1 in the afternoon. Thank you and enjoy your stay.
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You can never find someone to dominate when you need to
You can never find someone to dominate when you need to