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And now, I shall announce my presence to the crowd!
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#11
7th February 2011, 20:29

Rule number one: eat this stack of burnt flapjacks!

...nah don't worry, I'd never do that to a fellow member T_T ... *sulks and eats them in a corner*

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... Ok done. oh yea, welcome. Let's see... my yakult and hibiscus juice stash is currently low so... oh I got one of these. Take a capri sun. Look I'll even punch the hole with the straw for you. Enjoy your stay at FP!

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7th February 2011, 23:55
Lerena Wrote:Clearly. Kihihihi. Anyway, I fixed up my profile, uploaded an icon, gave myself a signature, and I think that's it......I can't find the rules yet.
The Rules and the Do Not Post (DNP) List can be found under the banner at the top of every page.

Seriously though (that wasn't a joke!), welcome.
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8th February 2011, 00:14
spacefender Wrote:Well, usually we require newbies to get naked. After that we allow you to choose your position. Spread eagle, on your knees, face in the pillows and ass in the air and so forth. After that we'll do all the work and you can just relax and enjoy the ride.

Wait ! And the Cookie ?
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8th February 2011, 00:32
Akaran Wrote:Wait ! And the Cookie ?

The cookie? I've never heard of that position.

Lerena Wrote:Sounds like an interesting membership initiation process. xD

Interesting and fun-filled! Not to mention cream filled.
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8th February 2011, 00:35

The intros I see when a girl joins FP! Never ceases to amaze me!


Welcome to FP, Lerena!

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8th February 2011, 00:44
spacefender Wrote:Well, usually we require newbies to get naked. After that we allow you to choose your position. Spread eagle, on your knees, face in the pillows and ass in the air and so forth. After that we'll do all the work and you can just relax and enjoy the ride.

HEY!! No one offered me that kind of welcome when I joined!! No fair -pouts in a corner picking mushrooms-
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8th February 2011, 00:59
The Guardian Wrote:The intros I see when a girl joins FP!

There are girls on the internet now?　Why didn't anyone tell me? I'll have to make a note of that. "The Internet- new and improved! Now with girls!"

Melzar Wrote:HEY!! No one offered me that kind of welcome when I joined!! No fair -pouts in a corner picking mushrooms-

Sure, pull down your pants and bend over and I'll rectumfy the situation. See, all you had to do was ask.
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8th February 2011, 15:00
spacefender Wrote:There are girls on the internet now?　Why didn't anyone tell me? I'll have to make a note of that. "The Internet- new and improved! Now with girls!"

They've been there the whole time. Watching, waiting, exchanging/creating yaoi versions of rule 34. You just had to know where to look.

As for Lerena, welcome to the forums. Enjoy our rules, our DNP, and when you get done with that, enjoy our futanari content. You know, if that's your thing.
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