Welcome to the show

[Lilith]

Welcome to FP =]

[Motoko_Urashima]

On behalf of perverts everywhere we welcome you with open arms.... and legs....(not that I'm implying that anybody... uh, rather most of the people on here are....)

*cough*

there are only 3 things to remember on this site,

1) your username, as a password is easier to pick then the name, and henceforth you are more likely to forget the former over the latter.:115:

2) remember that "The Guardian" is pretty much the closest thing we have to a giant flying futa angel.... and if you're a junkie, he's your dealer....:148:

3) remember, the goal is to have fun! if you can't do that, simple mechanical pleasure will often suffice.:179:


please, enjoy yout stay, I know I do!

[one eyed pirate]

hello and welcome