Aloooooha!

[Rubie Blaq]

Hey there! My name is Rubie, and I stumbled across Futanari Palace while browsing through Google. Glad I ran into it! I can't wait to read more of what some of y'all have written here, as well as try out some RP. While I've done creative writing since I could hold a pencil I've wanted to dip my toes into writing erotica. And what better erotica is out there than ladies with fab tits and schweet schlongs?

Okay, that was a bit corny :17: But in all seriousness, I hope to get to know you guys and read more of everyone's everything. Glad to be here!

.rubie.

[SixSevenSix]

Welcome.

[Evil Empire]

Welcome fellow writer. We already have a surplus of RPers here but I suppose they'll welcome you too.

Writing futa porn stories is a largely thankless hobby as you will no doubt find out once you engage in it. I'll give you some helpful hints on how to be a popular writer here: make sure to include healthy doses of cumflation, mind control, transformation, impossible sizes (3 foot cocks at a minimum), motherfucking and impregnation. You'll also find you'll get a good amount of mileage from lolis with 40 foot dick-nipples.

Seriously though, welcome to trenches of writing futa fiction. One of these days I swear I'm going to regain my sanity and go back to writing Project A-ko fanfiction. If only I can refrain from putting cocks on all the girls.

[andromeda]

Welcome from another writer! :149:

Don't be afraid to post your stories- even if it doesn't fit EE's "popular FP writer" criteria (which usually feels pretty accurate- for better or worse). The reading community consists of a LOT of lurkers who will appreciate your contributions- even if they don't make themselves known.

My sunshine and rainbows attitude:
Post your stories with no expectations and never be let down!

My razor blades and barbed wire attitude:
Post your stories and fuck 'em if they don't like them! Your shit's published, bitch!

Anyway that's all I got- Glad you found the Palace!!

[The Guardian]

Welcome!