hi sir :)

[edokurva]

1. "Who Are You?" i'm ben
   
2. "Where are you from?" im french
   
3. "What's up with that nick of yours?" it's czeck
   
4. "What do you like about futanari?" boobs n dicks
   
5. "Have you read over our [URL="http://www.futanaripalace.com/content.php?128-Rules-of-Futanari-Palace#article_content"]Rules[/URL] and [URL="http://www.futanaripalace.com/content.php?129-Censored-URLs-and-Do-Not-Post-list-%28DNP%29#article_content"]Do Not Post (DNP) List[/URL]? Do you have any questions?" no questions
   
6. "What sections are you most excited about exploring?" all of those
   
7. "What brought you to our forums/How did you hear about us?" 4chan
   
8. "Last words before we pass final judgment?" amen
   

[Gilgamesh]

How very minimalist. The withholding of such much info makes me want to know more.

Seriously though, welcome.

[andromeda]

*waves* Hi there Edokurva!

[The Guardian]

Welcome!