hi sir :)

[edokurva]

1. "Who Are You?" i'm ben
   
2. "Where are you from?" im french
   
3. "What's up with that nick of yours?" it's czeck
   
4. "What do you like about futanari?" boobs n dicks
   
5. "Have you read over our Rules and Do Not Post (DNP) List? Do you have any questions?" no questions
   
6. "What sections are you most excited about exploring?" all of those
   
7. "What brought you to our forums/How did you hear about us?" 4chan
   
8. "Last words before we pass final judgment?" amen
   

[Gilgamesh]

How very minimalist. The withholding of such much info makes me want to know more.

Seriously though, welcome.

[andromeda]

*waves* Hi there Edokurva!

[The Guardian]

Welcome!