Um...Hello (Yeah, that's a good place to start)

[Paingiver13]

"Who Are You?"
-No one of particular importance.
"Where are you from?"
-United States
"What's up with that nick of yours?"
-I tend to be rather sadistic so I ended up with that name.
"What do you like about futanari?"
"What got you interested in the first place?"
-Not really sure. I was randomly surfing the internet one day and found it; it was intriguing.
"What are your favorite kinks/pairings?"
-I wouldn't really know.
"Have you read over our Rules and Do Not Post (DNP) List? Do you have any questions?"
-I have read them; I don't have any questions at the present time.
"What sections are you most excited about exploring?" (Are you interested in finding Images and Doujinshi? Interested in trying some roleplaying? Sharing your own art or stories? Or just hanging out and chatting with fellow futa fans?)
"What brought you to our forums/How did you hear about us?"
-Random search on Google.
"Anything else you might like to add?"
-Not sure at the present time; if I can think of something I will let it be known.
"Hobbies that don't involve a fondness for girlcock?"
-Video games, some writing, card games
"Other online communities you happen to be a part of?"
-None at the moment.
"Last words before we pass final judgment?
-Not in the face.

Yeah, that's about it.

[The Guardian]

Welcome!

[Paingiver13]

Thanks.

[Calintz]

Welcome to the Palace!