Dah dah dah! It's Emi!!

[Emi]

I like being cheeky. It's my flapping specialty! ;D

[Evil Empire]

And balls are not always twins. Much like boobies, they vary in size.

Can't say as I've ever closely inspected balls before to be able to tell the difference. Maybe you should change your used title to- Emi: Ball Inspector.

I like being cheeky. It's my flapping specialty! ;D

Is that face-cheeky or butt-cheeky?

[Emi]

I do not inspect balls... I was, you know, doing the guy a favor... and I went to cradle his stuff... I only really felt one, so yeah,I took a peek! O_O

As for cheekiness,it depends on the situation.

[Nork]

Welcome Emi. Feels kind of weird for me to say welcome to the board since I'm still pretty new. There ought to be a welcoming committee made of those worthy to do the welcoming.

[NefariousGato]

Welcome aboard the FP train, Emi. A pleasure to have you with us. Enjoy your stay.

P.S.- In addition to the rape topic discussed earlier: It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!" at the end.

[AstroForce]

Greetings and Welcome

[Blissful Ecstasy]

Greetings Miss Emi!
Hope you havin' fun here on FP ^_^

And : I don't think it's wrong to greet a fellow new person, makes the air a lot more lighter...I think that's how ya put it....uhg, I hate grammar but am a grammar nut! Go figure, lol