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first impressions is balls - Vampire Rising - 6th September 2011
ugh. though i feel this thread is not necessary, i feel obligated to make one. which sucks. i am lazy, yet i feel i must somewhat descriptive. i would normaly be like: i is Vampire Rising, futa rocks, the end. i feel i should offer more. usualy, when i join a place such as this, i am following my friend who has been a member for some time already. forums don't usualy interest me. the last one i was in anyway active on was the aahc. which is dead and i do so miss it. yet, futanari has held my intrest for years so i am ashamed i am just now joining. before i continue, excuse my spelling.
some info on me is ... well, i am from the united states aka: obama's shitter. anything that needs blame placed should be put on the president. therefor, whatever happened, its (insert current president)'s fault. if i say something you find offensive, please don't take it personally. i hate everyone equally. and its not because i am aithiest(though i am). to find utopia, you must kill all humans. i also tend to go off on tangents.
what i like about futanari? well i don't know, i just do. my friend seems to think if you like chicks with dicks, that makes you gay. i am straight or at least think of myself as straight. i like women very much. however, if i had the chance to be with a futa, i would not turn the chance down. does that make me bi? i don't think so. it just makes me differently aroused.
how i got interested was a transition. i like girls. saw some lesbian action, i smiled. lesbians got me into liking toys (such as strap-ons), which got me into futanari. there are not many things i don't like and i am always discovering things i do. for instance, i found out i may be a masochist. went to a strip club and really liked it when my favorite stripper scratched and bruised my neck, arms, chest and legs.
i have read the rules (no questions). i have not yet read the dnp. its on my to do list. i origionaly came here through a link to play the game mission brothel that i seen advertised on fenoxo's blog.
final words: sleep is like sex. i don't get either one as much as i want.
why can't you taste your tongue?
Christians: If evolution is fake, then how did my Charmander become a Charizard?
Are babies natural, or man-made?
There are some weird things about Oblivion. I don't think a Timber wolf could really withstand an axe to the face any better than a regular wolf.
Have you ever notice you never see Jesus and Hitler in the same room at the same time?
first impressions is balls - Soji Kiss - 6th September 2011
Vampire Rising Wrote:Are babies natural, or man-made?
They are naturally man-made.
Welcome.
first impressions is balls - Gilgamesh - 6th September 2011
As far as 'I like futa, am I gay/bi?' Stop thinking so much, that's my feeling. It's hot, that's all.
Do take care with your words though, lot of different folks get of to the strokes of futanari. No need to censor yourself, but tact is always helpful. Probably won't be a problem though, just a friendly thought.
In any case, welcome.
first impressions is balls - Pam - 6th September 2011
Oh wow, welcome to FP Vampire Rising!
Vampire Rising Wrote:sleep is like sex. i don't get either one as much as i want.
So that's why I'm always up late!
first impressions is balls - Vampire Rising - 6th September 2011
thank you for the warm welcome. i really look forward to my time here.
first impressions is balls - Tengotsu - 6th September 2011
Vampire Rising Wrote:Christians: If evolution is fake, then how did my Charmander become a Charizard?HA i'm still laughing about that. i gotta tell my other friend about it. anyway, welcome and i hope to see your comedic genius in the future :3
first impressions is balls - The Guardian - 8th September 2011
Welcome to FP!