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And now, I shall announce my presence to the crowd! - Maronakins - 7th February 2011
Rule number one: eat this stack of burnt flapjacks!
...nah don't worry, I'd never do that to a fellow member T_T ... *sulks and eats them in a corner*
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... Ok done. oh yea, welcome. Let's see... my yakult and hibiscus juice stash is currently low so... oh I got one of these. Take a capri sun. Look I'll even punch the hole with the straw for you. Enjoy your stay at FP!
Lovely Avvie btw :3
And now, I shall announce my presence to the crowd! - Gilgamesh - 7th February 2011
Lerena Wrote:Clearly. Kihihihi. Anyway, I fixed up my profile, uploaded an icon, gave myself a signature, and I think that's it......I can't find the rules yet.The Rules and the Do Not Post (DNP) List can be found under the banner at the top of every page.
Seriously though (that wasn't a joke!), welcome.
And now, I shall announce my presence to the crowd! - Akaran - 8th February 2011
spacefender Wrote:Well, usually we require newbies to get naked. After that we allow you to choose your position. Spread eagle, on your knees, face in the pillows and ass in the air and so forth. After that we'll do all the work and you can just relax and enjoy the ride.
Wait ! And the Cookie ?
And now, I shall announce my presence to the crowd! - Evil Empire - 8th February 2011
Akaran Wrote:Wait ! And the Cookie ?
The cookie? I've never heard of that position.
Lerena Wrote:Sounds like an interesting membership initiation process. xD
Interesting and fun-filled! Not to mention cream filled.
And now, I shall announce my presence to the crowd! - The Guardian - 8th February 2011
The intros I see when a girl joins FP! Never ceases to amaze me!
Welcome to FP, Lerena!
And now, I shall announce my presence to the crowd! - Melzar - 8th February 2011
spacefender Wrote:Well, usually we require newbies to get naked. After that we allow you to choose your position. Spread eagle, on your knees, face in the pillows and ass in the air and so forth. After that we'll do all the work and you can just relax and enjoy the ride.
HEY!! No one offered me that kind of welcome when I joined!! No fair -pouts in a corner picking mushrooms-
And now, I shall announce my presence to the crowd! - Evil Empire - 8th February 2011
The Guardian Wrote:The intros I see when a girl joins FP!
There are girls on the internet now? Why didn't anyone tell me? I'll have to make a note of that. "The Internet- new and improved! Now with girls!"
Melzar Wrote:HEY!! No one offered me that kind of welcome when I joined!! No fair -pouts in a corner picking mushrooms-
Sure, pull down your pants and bend over and I'll rectumfy the situation. See, all you had to do was ask.
And now, I shall announce my presence to the crowd! - Bishiebunny - 8th February 2011
spacefender Wrote:There are girls on the internet now? Why didn't anyone tell me? I'll have to make a note of that. "The Internet- new and improved! Now with girls!"
They've been there the whole time. Watching, waiting, exchanging/creating yaoi versions of rule 34. You just had to know where to look.
As for Lerena, welcome to the forums. Enjoy our rules, our DNP, and when you get done with that, enjoy our futanari content. You know, if that's your thing.