New Family Dynamic
Story by cuteycindyhoney
New Family Dynamic
By Honey Moon
chapter one
Don't get me wrong. I love my sister. It's just
sometimes she can be a real pain. Wait, nobody I know will
see this! Sometimes she can be a real WITCH! (But with a
B!) She thinks she can boss me around just because she's
eighteen. Who cares how old she is! Next year I'm going to
be a teenager too. You'd think that would count for
something. Not for Miss perfect Patty it doesn't! It's always
"Lisa, come right home from school." Or "Lisa, did you do
your homework?" I know momma works hard all day
supervising the building of her new Mall. I don't need Patty
as a second mother! I'm almost thirteen now. That's
practically a grownup!
Let me tell you what she did a few weeks ago. I was
watching "Paranoia Agent" on adult swim. Patty came home
early from her date. That episode just happened to be about a
hooker. You didn't even really see anything good when this
big chubby fan boy was boning her. Patty told momma, and
now I'm not allowed to watch adult swim any more! That's
just not fair! Well guess what? My friend Karen has the
whole series on her computer. Now I have it! That's not all.
Karen taught me how to use 'Bit torrent" to download anime
and stuff. I now have things "Adult Swim" couldn't show in
a million years! Ever hear of "Princess 69"? That's so nasty
it's funny! Help! Dark Gymnastics!
I should be fair I guess. At least Patty doesn't treat me
any different then she would any other girl younger then her.
Personally, I think she just pretends she doesn't know about
my little difference. Anyway, I look like a normal girl. A
normal PRETTY girl, I should say! I'm four foot three. Yeah,
I'm a bit of a shrimp! I have long red hair just like momma.
In fact, I pretty much look exactly like momma. That's what
people always tell me. Who the heck knows how Patty got to
be so tall! Anyway, guys are really starting to look at me in
school because I've got breasts! I wonder if they'd keep
looking if they knew what I have hidden under my skirt.
Surprise! I have a dick! Yes, I have a pussy too. Both
parts look perfectly normal too. I know for a fact that they
WORK! When I watch porn on my computer, diddling my
pussy with my fingers gets me off real good. Stroking my
dick to the same movie guarantees I squirt a big sloppy gooey
mess all over myself. (Once all over the keyboard! I had to
buy a new one!) I'm what you call a hermaphrodite. (Holy
shit! Spell-check knows how to spell hermaphrodite!) I guess
it's because I have a dick, but I really like looking at girls! I
sometimes look at Patty-witch. It would be a lie if I said I
never looked at momma. I really look at Karen. She's about
the prettiest girl anyone could ever see. To be totally honest, I
don't just look at Karen! I'm getting WAY ahead of myself
here. I know lots of stuff now that I didn't know before! I
better tell you about all that b