New Family Dynamic

New Family Dynamic

By Honey Moon

chapter one

Don't get me wrong. I love my sister. It's just

sometimes she can be a real pain. Wait, nobody I know will

see this! Sometimes she can be a real WITCH! (But with a

B!) She thinks she can boss me around just because she's

eighteen. Who cares how old she is! Next year I'm going to

be a teenager too. You'd think that would count for

something. Not for Miss perfect Patty it doesn't! It's always

"Lisa, come right home from school." Or "Lisa, did you do

your homework?" I know momma works hard all day

supervising the building of her new Mall. I don't need Patty

as a second mother! I'm almost thirteen now. That's

practically a grownup!

Let me tell you what she did a few weeks ago. I was

watching "Paranoia Agent" on adult swim. Patty came home

early from her date. That episode just happened to be about a

hooker. You didn't even really see anything good when this

big chubby fan boy was boning her. Patty told momma, and

now I'm not allowed to watch adult swim any more! That's

just not fair! Well guess what? My friend Karen has the

whole series on her computer. Now I have it! That's not all.

Karen taught me how to use 'Bit torrent" to download anime

and stuff. I now have things "Adult Swim" couldn't show in

a million years! Ever hear of "Princess 69"? That's so nasty

it's funny! Help! Dark Gymnastics!

I should be fair I guess. At least Patty doesn't treat me

any different then she would any other girl younger then her.

Personally, I think she just pretends she doesn't know about

my little difference. Anyway, I look like a normal girl. A

normal PRETTY girl, I should say! I'm four foot three. Yeah,

I'm a bit of a shrimp! I have long red hair just like momma.

In fact, I pretty much look exactly like momma. That's what

people always tell me. Who the heck knows how Patty got to

be so tall! Anyway, guys are really starting to look at me in

school because I've got breasts! I wonder if they'd keep

looking if they knew what I have hidden under my skirt.

Surprise! I have a dick! Yes, I have a pussy too. Both

parts look perfectly normal too. I know for a fact that they

WORK! When I watch porn on my computer, diddling my

pussy with my fingers gets me off real good. Stroking my

dick to the same movie guarantees I squirt a big sloppy gooey

mess all over myself. (Once all over the keyboard! I had to

buy a new one!) I'm what you call a hermaphrodite. (Holy

shit! Spell-check knows how to spell hermaphrodite!) I guess

it's because I have a dick, but I really like looking at girls! I

sometimes look at Patty-witch. It would be a lie if I said I

never looked at momma. I really look at Karen. She's about

the prettiest girl anyone could ever see. To be totally honest, I

don't just look at Karen! I'm getting WAY ahead of myself

here. I know lots of stuff now that I didn't know before! I

better tell you about all that b