Shylily's Big Dick Problems

Story by gulkanared

Hey guys, long time no talk.

I think I am probably going to need to abandon the old story. Maybe I'll go back to it but the last few years have been really rocky.

Anyways I got really into watching vtubers and this story is about two of them them. Dunno if I'm really happy with the result. There are 2-3 additional chapters in the works.

This story contains hyper as well as monster penis, (eventual) hyper inflation and all of that kind of stuff. So fair warning.

It was another meme review. Shylily had been asking her community to find the funniest memes that they can. Most of them were boring, run of the mill. Often they’d just be clips of her friends doing something cringey. Or they would be things that would try to shock her. Generally they were just not that interesting at all. But the consummate professional she was she just grinned and bared it.

Next video started and not even halfway through she reflexively pulled her headphones off when the loud scream happened. Her eardrums were going to require some time to recuperate.“Chat, you gotta find something funnier than this.” She was careful not to slump too much or the tracking from her phone would stop working correctly. It kind of looked manic the way that she had to maintain a decent posture. Not to mention her face movements having to be so over-exaggerated. Of course, as she’d talk she’d also make sure to bounce all over the place. Otherwise certain things wouldn’t bounce on screen and she would start to lose viewers. A few hours ago she had taken off her shirt and then her bra, so IRL she was also bouncing all over the place, not that she’d tell her chat. After all, even though she still wore the bottom of her schoolgirl outfit, she oftentimes found the top too constricting. And since she was using a rigging program they wouldn’t be able to see anything anyways. Just wayward slapping sounds caused by her tits every so often. Maybe someday she’d strap 3d trackers to her boobas when she’s doing VRChat streams just so they can see how much they bounce. But maybe best not to even entertain that to her community, they may take her up on that offer.

The next meme was one that was just a still image. It somehow made it past her moderation group. She’s seen it a few times before. She realized she already had it open on her stream for too long and she knew she was cooked. It was a simple cartoon meme called Big Dick Problems. The chat was already spamming all sorts of wide mouthed shock emoticons. It was already too late. Everyone saw it. “Guess I’m getting a 3 day vacation chat” she said.

She could just envision the The comic featured a stick man with a dick so long it reaches to the ground and they accidentally trip over it and started stumbling. As the panels go the man tumbles over and over until they are over a ledge with the man just saying “oh geez” over and over again. Shylily just giggled. “That’s a problem I have too chat” Nobody ever believes her.

Suddenly the cursed screen came up; the twitch logo with the crossed eyes. Twitch moderators found her and have banned her for the “inappropriate image”. Even though it was a stick figure. What a bunch of prudes. She immediately went to twitter to make sure that everyone knew. “Hey guys sorry that our day was cut short. I’ll talk to you Shrimpies later! I’m going to take a few days off to deal with my big dick problems” followed by several lewd emojis. She grinned from ear to ear at the last part, knowing it will spawn all manners of fan art. Her friend Akuma Nihmune aka Numi already added a response to it in record time. She glanced over a few words like excited and whatnot but she was already going back to her main page to look at her art tags.

She loved looking at all the art that people created for her and saving it all. She would save every lewd image she found to look at later while she would explore herself. She clicked on her NSFW art tag and immediately saw some crazy art of her. “Damn, look at my boobies in this one” she said to no one. They were standing up even nicer than they were IRL. She looked down and compared the bra stretching monstrosities in the image to her massive badonkers and noted that they were definitely even larger in the image. The cartoon ones were way more perky than hers too! Hers had a little bit of sag to them but that was only natural for boobs her size IRL. Once they start getting bigger than your brain (which is what happens past D cup) then gravity will inevitably force itself onto them. Despite not wearing a bra they were still holding a pretty good teardrop shape even if they also hung halfway down her abdomen. Just looking down she could barely see anything most of the time. Going downstairs is particularly tricky, and she’s not even as busty as some of her other friends either!

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