Candace Adapted : A Phineas and Ferb Fan-Fic

Story by cuteycindyhoney

Once, Phineas, Ferb, and their sister Candace helped liberate their counterparts in The 2nd Dimension. This is not that story. Instead, we find a tale of the 4th Dimension. A dimension where everything is identical to the baseline of the First Dimension. Identical, except for one thing. A misfired Add-on-inator strikes Candace with a mysterious blue ray. Suddenly saddled with a large penis and balls, what will happen when Stacy comes over to help her BFF? 

Candace Adapted

A Story From the 4th Dimension

A Phineas and Ferb Fan-Fic

Chapter One

By Honey Moon

Candace Flynn brushed back her red hair and sighed. Well, red to her, her BFF Stacy, and of course, mom. Most people seemed to think it was a rather vivid orange. It was so sad, really. Who knew so many color blind people lived in Danville?

Seemingly all elbows and knees, the lanky slender fifteen year old hurried down the hall in what she thought of as prime “Busting” mode. Her brothers were up to something, she was sure of it! The lack of heavy construction noise from the back yard somehow only seemed to confirm this in her teenage mind. Today would be the day. She just knew it. All it would take was a slight change in tactics.

“Phineas! Ferb!” She yelled as she burst uninvited and unannounced into their bedroom. “I know you two went into my bedroom, uninvited, and unannounced! It could only have been one of your crazy inventions that could leave everything so precisely the way I had left it! You two are so busted!”

She was met with the silence of an empty room. That is until the sensors detected her presence. A hastily constructed almost invisibly small nano-recorder drifted across the room and stopped level with her left ear.

“Hi sis!” Phineas announced in his perpetually optimistic voice. “We all took a quick trip to the moon to check on the cows. Baljeet remembered the marshmallows this time, so tell mom we'll bring home some Rocky-Road. She'll just love Moon Cow Ice-cream! Oh, by the way. Where's Perry?”

Candace couldn't help glancing around. She thought she saw Perry out in the back yard. It was kind of funny the way the summer sun through the branches of the trees was casting shadows across the yard. It almost looked like he was wearing a Fedora for a split second. Looking closer, he was no longer in sight. She sighed. The boys never seemed to keep an eye on the family pet. He was always disappearing for hours at a time. Oh well. He never get up to any trouble and always came back eventually. Besides, everyone knew that platypuses didn't do much.

“The moon again?” She shook her head. “I couldn't bust them for that last time! Mom and dad are at the Danville Annual Antique Dishwasher and Trash Compactor Symposium today. Since dad is the keynote speaker, mom will never be home in time to see their ship land. I doubt I can bust them now. I need some tangible evidence that doesn't just vanish like everything else! I need something I can hold firmly in my hand!”

She looked around the room. It seemed to be in it's normal state of disarray. It was an odd mix of tools and toys. Despite their mad inventing skills, boys will be boys. Ferb's bed was normal enough, but why did Phineas insist on using a rubber life raft as a bed? Did he know something? Was climate change speeding up? Candace shook off that thought, and almost tripped over the pneumatic jack hammer on the floor between their beds. When she recovered her balance, she saw something right on top of the fifty-five gallon drum Ferb used as a bedside table. This could be it!

It was a narrow box, about twenty inches long, and five wide. The glowing surface was covered in strange unearthly symbols. She picked it up. Something was in it. She felt a mass roll back and forth as she lifted the box. Whatever it was, it had a bit of a heft to it.

“Bingo!” She shouted gleefully. “I bet this comes from outer space! Just look at those weird symbols and writing! I bet if I show mom this space box, and whatever is inside, the boys will be busted for sure!”

Clutching the long narrow box to her modest chest, she giggled manically for a moment before running to her room. Finally, she had proof! Proof of just what, she didn't know, but that didn't matter! Once mom knew the boys had things from outer space, they would be busted for sure!

“Now let's see what's inside.” She said eagerly after she closed and locked her bedroom door. She began to struggle with it. “Come on you! Open! Just the box isn't enough proof! I need whatever ray-gun or alien artifact is in there!”

Candace pulled and tugged. The lid, if there even was a lid, wouldn't budge. She swung it against the side of her Betty Bedside Table, and nearly shook out of her Mary-Janes from the unexpected booming vibration. The mysterious box let out a bong as powerful as a ten foot

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