Hi, I'm Barbi you're muscle girl. Click on my thread? pretty please?>

Story by hugefbbluvva

Hey You! 

  Yeah, you - on your device and reading the thread on Futanari Palace with those paper products next to you!  Hi!!!!

  OK, before we get started, I'm supposed to go over my tags with you.  They are, "interactive, hardcore, language, bimbo, incest, musclefuta, cumflation, and musclefetish."  Maybe you could help me with some of them; I'm not really smart.  Unless we're talking about in the bedroom, then I'm fuckin' Bobby Fischer!

  This first one, I already forgot how to say it.  Innerat...  Interitive?  No?  No don't help me, I can sound it out on my own.  In-ter-ac-tive?  That's it?  Yay! - now what does that mean?  Double-Yay!!!  I see you sitting there with that bulge in your underwear and I was hoping I'd get to play with you! 

  The next two are "language" and "hardcore..."  Well, Duh! Have you read any of this guy's other stories?!?  Even IIIIII... knew there was going to be both F-bombs and gizz flying everywhere!

  The next one is "bimbo..."  WELL THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!  That must be talking about the other one because I'm not the smartest but I'm not a bimbo... not reallly...  well...

  Next is "incest." Oh! I can figure that one out!  I'm gonna use "process of illumination."  See, I'm smart and know big words and shit!  OK, so you and me are going to have sex, but we're not related so that doesn't count.  And I don't think this story is going to make you fuck one of your relatives.  Which means my twin sister is probably going to be involved; and if you're on a site called 'Futanari Palace," I think you're going to like her a LOT! I know I sure do...

  The next one is "musclefuta," I wonder who that could be?  You're smart and have prolly already figured it out.

  Then it says, "cumflation."  What does that mean?  Whaddya mean if I don't know I probably don't want to?  Eh, I guess we'll burn that bridge when we come to it... How is that not the saying?

  Last is "musclefetish."  I think I know who that is - YOU!  Do you like girls with big muscles?  Really big muscles?  With no fat on their bodies except their enormous round boobs?  Well then let me show you a few things.  First, I guess I should do that line thing that the author does to indicate a break.

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  There we go.  Now, do you like girls with big muscles?  How about this?  That's why I like to wear tank-tops so my muscles don't rip the sleeves.  Do you like my arm?  You should feel it... There.  It's pretty hard too, right?  And there's all these veins popping out of my arms, you can trace them with your fingers if you want...  Thanks, I think it feels good when you rub them, too."

  Do you like my shirt?  It's a pretty pink and it says, "Installing Muscles... Please Wait."  HAHA!  It's funny because it's like those old computers that took forever to do things, but it's saying that it's installing muscles on my body!  That's so funny, how come you aren't laughing? 

  Anyway, I think my muscles are pretty much installed.  Do you think we should find out?  Would you like me to lift my shirt up?  OK.  Here, do you see all the muscles on my belly?  Now watch me flex it.  Tehe, see my abs doing that little dance?  Here, put your hands around my waist.  There's all that muscle but my waist is still really small; you're fingers are almost touching.  Do you have a tape measure?  Nevermind, I got one.  Here, wrap this around my waist.  How big? 20 inches?  But just look at all that muscle I put on my little tummy.

  Now put your hands on my belly while I make my muscles dance..  Oooo yeah, rub my belly like that.  Thanks, I like it, too.  *laughs* Sorry, I'm a little ticklish on my bellybutton.  Here, put your finger between two of my abs... Well, whichever two you want, you have lots to choose from!  Mmmm.  Oh, Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your fingers!  We should move on...

  Let me tie the top of my tank-top cuz I don't wanna hide my belly from you.  There, now back to my arms.  Let me pump them up a bit... Just for you.  *pants* *flexes again* moans* Ooh, I see how flexing my muscles makes that bulge of yours twitch.  *flexes and grunts*  I think it's pretty pumped now.  Look at it; it really isn't that big, at least not that wide or thick, but look at how high the peak goes!  It's like a mountain - which mountain do you think it looks like?  I think so too.  Now wrap that measuring tape around my arm, I wanna see... How much?  23 inches!  Yay!  I've been trying to get my arms bigger than my waist ever since they started getting close.  Being around you is what prolly got me there, I can really feel the blood coursing through my veins when I'm around you.

  Before we're done with my arms, do you have a straight ruler?  Thanks, I just want to see... while I'm flexing my biceps, can you measure from the bottom of my arm to the middle?  Where?  It's pretty obvious, there's that defined separation where my bicep begins

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