The Unofficial Writing Contest Voting Thread

Story by Senshi

Welcome to your Unofficial Writing Contest of 2022!

It’s unofficial so that time traveling, butt loving aristocrat (who’s super sexy, clever, and rich, universally loved, respected, and influential, and an ace at every worthwhile trade in history, but totally not a Mary Sue or Author Avatar) doesn’t lose their shit and cancel us faster than a congregation of twits on social media.

The links below (found inside the spoiler) lead to the Unofficial Writing Contest Submission Thread. All nine submissions have been individually linked for your convenience, enjoyment, and consideration.

The comments below the titles and links are intended to incite amusement. They don’t and aren’t meant to accurately summarize the entries. You'll find more information pertaining to the titles in the Submission Thread replies posted by the contestants.

Apparently, lots of people like terrifyingly sexy abominations, and Darth Vader hates feminists of the nazi persuasion.

Me, too, Lord Vader, me, too. But, not really. Because I have absolutely zero interest in such things. And we’re not here to talk about controversial social movements from yesteryear. Or to gush about savage dick girls with an appetite for wet and steamy flesh. We’re here to read smut and chew bubblegum, and we're all out of bubblegum.

The winner of this event will receive a full scholarship to Futanari University, my Alma Mater, courtesy of Dean Space Fender. Mr. Fender is a cantankerous old fart, but he’s ultimately a wise and generous man with a passion for tit-men, frottage, and women named Cindy. 

I’d like to say a few kind words about the Dean before indulging in my favorite topic: Me. 

Regarding Space, which is also the final frontier, he’s much older than me, and smarter too, and I’ve no doubts about that. 

His wife died of a broken heart because he was easily manipulated, lacked patience, hated sand, and went down a dark path she couldn’t follow. But he persevered, became one with the Force despite not really deserving it, and went on to win gold with his Big Mother story as a true son of liberty. And I’m not talking about Metal Gear here.

He once favored Times New Roman but, when everyone tries to Be Like Mike, you’ve got to change it up. He switched to Trebuchet MS before settling on Georgia font. Maybe he’s a fan of Ray Charles. Or he’s hot for Lady E from the isle of Lesbos. I don’t know. But she didn’t use that font this time. Which is crazy, because she always uses it, and Georgia is a sexy looking typeface. But I suppose Verdana’s just as good.

I graduated from FU, magnums cum loaded, earning a BS degree in deep-throating and semen swallowing along the way. I also met my wife there, a purple haired angel who spews semen like a geyser and keeps my belly and bum filled to this day. But enough about me. This contest is about the participants and the voters.

To the voters: You may vote for any number of entries. The poll will close in 30 days. Please try to read all entries before casting your vote or votes. All of the contestants worked hard on their submissions. Very hard. And literally perhaps, except those who may have been wet and gushy like Megan S and Cardi B. So, I'm sure they’d appreciate being

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