Seline 2 - Learning to live with Seline - Chapter 1: The First Date

Story by hugefbbluvva

Part 1

"Alright let's do this, " Andre thought. *Typing* w w w dot... finding love.. dot... com. Create profile... I'm a *click* male seeking a *click* female... My interests? Going for walks, especially at the park, playing music, traveling, working with animals, dining, curling up with a book or vegging at the TV. My race? white. My height? 6'2" *backspace backspace* 6'4"...my age? Whew, just made that age bracket. Geez, do they need my blood type, too? My income? Huh, just made that bracket, too... My body type? 'athletic'... *backspace*... average. Eh, might as well be honest - don't want to go on a bunch of dates just to immediately be called fat and told I lied about it. *backspace* 'a few extra pounds.' Seeking a female who... race? don't care... height? don't care... income? don't care... body type? ... body type? "Well, I doubt my real preference of 'insanely muscled beyond realism' is one of the options... and I don't really want to publicly post what my fetish is, so I'll just go with 'athletic.'"

Andre stopped and stared at the screen for a moment, thinking. Well, maybe I should go ahead and put it out there that I'm attracted to muscular women. I mean, everyone's entitled to what they like, right? And so what if the people at work know that I like that, what are they doing on that site anyway? And maybe they know a female bodybuilder looking for someone and can hook us up! Plus, oh geez, what if there is a steroid-pumping muscular goddess out there who sees the post and says, "Aw! I thought he was so cute! But I waved goodbye to 'athletic' 10 pounds of muscle and 4 inches on my arms ago! Next profile please..." No way. Not letting that happen. Switch 'athletic' to muscular...; speaking of cute, attach a pic of myself to the profile.. and submit.

Well, that's done. No expectations. Now I gotta run out and do grocery shopping before this day off is lost.

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Andre returned from shopping and placed the bags on the counter. Put everything away. Went back to the computer. "Huh, I forgot to close this dating site. Let me just hit 'close.' *accidentally hits refresh* Oops, let's try that again- wait! what the... 14 responses to my profile! How long was I gone? *checks clock* 14 responses in the first 30 minutes! Wow, this site doesn't waste time. Let me see who... huh. All 14 responses are from the same person. This is weird. Let me check her profile page first... Um, that's pretty blank. Her name is Seline and there's not much else here. No pictures. 'Rather not say' for race, height, income. Oh, this makes sense - body type is 'muscular' and seeking body type 'a few extra pounds.' Alright, well let me start with her first response and work my way towards the most recent.

First response, "Hey Andre! Do you like REALLY muscular girls? If yes, we should definitely meet up sometime. *hearts and winks* -Seline. 555-811-1649" Well, that was to the point, I guess. Now that I'm thinking about it, you have to be pretty confident to put 'muscular' as your own body type, it seems almost... arrogant. And that's pretty bold to put your phone number in your initial response to a profile. Anyway, better check through the rest of these before I reply, certainly before I call her out of the blue.

Second response, "Hi Andre. I feel like an idiot leaving that message before. 'Do you like REALLY muscular girls? If yes, we should definitely meet up sometime.' And left my phone number. Geez, I sounded like a frickin' phone-sex line! LOL I know you don't get a second chance to make a first impression, but I wondered if maybe you'd let me. I just thought you are really cute and we have a lot of the same interests, so we should at least meet sometime. And I know we're both on this stupid site because we want to meet a PERSON and not THEIR BODY, it's just that sometimes people have characteristics that are so extreme that they either become the centerpiece of just about every conversation or they become the 'elephant in the room' that everyone needs to talk about but no one is. So I just need to know, are you ok with REALLY muscular girls? A lot of guys think muscles look good on a girl but just up to a certain point, usually when they are getting close to the guy's own size and then they get turned off because they feel emasculated. So are you ok with women with really big muscles? Muscles that are almost as big as yours or maybe even AS BIG as yours? I'd just like to know before we meet."

Andre thought, "huh, I guess she thinks she's pretty big. I hope I think so, too." Next response, "Hi Andre. I just had to get back because I think the last message I sent may have been a little misleading. I don't thin

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