A Slice of Life

Hello everyone! I've noticed that a lot of people on this site have idealistic views of what it means to live with a futanari and I'm writing this as an attempt to get some accurate information out there. Please note that I don't have any official training in this regard and that all of my information is based off of my own experiences in living with a futanari for 18 years, so something that I have experienced may not apply to your own experiences.

I've found that the challenges can be boiled down into a few different parts, so that's how I'm organizing it and I will be providing an anecdote for each part as a further explanation to how my view on this challenge came about.

Challenge Number 1:

People (women in particular) say that they won't have a problem with a partner wanting sex constantly, but futanari take it to another level. I find that during the day, as in from when we wake up to when we go to sleep, my partner must have an orgasm a minimum of every 3 or so hours. I say 3 hours, but that means that there isn't anything else that is setting her off. Often my partner will need to orgasm every hour if we are teasing each other, she sees a particularly beautiful woman or just has the wrong thought. I've found that the best way to deal with this is to just give a lot of blowjobs, depending on how you feel it means that it gives your coochie a much needed rest ;)

Challenge Number 2:

Something people don't seem to realize is that as well as wanting sex all the time is the sheer amount of cum a futanari produces. I mean it! In a previous section I recommended blowjobs, but I really should've included an important distinction. If you don't swallow, you are probably going to get soaked head to toe with cum and while fun, it isn't something you want to happen if you are just going for some quick stress relief. If you do swallow, its going to fill you right up. Which leads me to a little side-note, if you, like me are trying to loose weight, having a high-protein diet really helps. Which is another reason to go for blowjobs, it is honestly entirely possible to have an almost entirely cum-only diet (at this point this is what I'm doing)

Challenge Number 3:

Honestly night time is one of the unexpectantly difficult parts of living with a futanari. As I mentioned earlier a futanari needs to cum often and when she does it means a big mess and it doesn't stop when your both sleeping. I've found that with my partner, she often cums 2 or 3 times during the night without even waking up. Now you can do what I started off with and just make sure she's wearing a condom before going to bed, but unless the condom is changed several times over the night, then it often just pops. Obviously this doesn't work very well, what we settled on, is that on the conclusion of our pre-sleep activities (and trust me, they're... vigorous) is that she just leaves her cock inside me overnight. While it took some getting used to having a rock-solid, thicker than a pop can, shaft deep inside me overnight, it really was pretty easy to get used to and it meant that the inevitable mess just goes straight into me with the wonderful benefit of being able to wake up every morning full of cum and my partner in the perfect position to have some fun without having to move around at all.

Challenge Number 4:

Something that a lot of people don't like admitting is that a futanari inevitably attracts attention, if nothing else for the fact that there is a massive slab of meat hanging between her legs and that it is often standing at attention. Given that a futanari needs to cum every few hours (or even more often than that) it means that unless you spend literally all day with your partner then she will have to take care of her self at some point. This inevitably attracts attention and equally inevitably means that your partner will have sex with random people throughout the day. If you can't deal with that fact then this lifestyle is not for you. However if you enjoy having a partner that brings new playmates home several times a week, then you will have an excellent time. There is also one final note to this that I will address in the next part.

Challenge 5:

This is the big one, the one that people get all worked up about and one of the big reasons why I am writing this.

Pregnancy

I need you accept that it is going to happen. If you live with a futanari, then you are going to get pregnant, there is no way around it. Trust me, I have tried everything that could possibly keep me from getting pregnant, everything from something as simple as wearing a cond

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