Hasbian (f/futa, squirting, excessive cum, lactation, blogger)

Story by KC55

So, you know the story. I'm a long time lurker, first time writer. Hell, I almost didn't write this, but some friends of mean seriously pushed me to and have been super supportive, so there you go.

You may recognize me from the comment sections of several hyper or excessive cum stories, but odds are you won't, XD

That said, enough prefacing.

So I'm a lesbian, right? I've told all of you this before. I used to have a boyfriend and when I finally worked up the courage to sleep with him I felt nothing and then 2 weeks later caught myself dripping at the thought of sleeping with Scarlett Johansson. You all know this.

So how can it be possible that I suddenly like cocks again?

They're veiny, they're shrimpy, and they're just fucking ugly. And 2/3 the time they're attached to a pile of human garbage (yeah I know, notallguys, don't get your balls in a knot, this post isn't about any of you).

Bottom line? I like tits and pussy, that's it.

...but today was an experience to make me question that little tidbit of sexuality. I'll stop prefacing and get to my story.

So I was at the movies right? I won't say which one it was since it was bad and I like all of you thinking that I have taste, but it's been out for a few weeks and I figured no one would show up to watch it. Plus it was a Wednesday afternoon. I doubt even the people running the projector would be watching.

Anyway, I get hit on by the concessions guy, get my popcorn and skittles and make my way to my seat. As I suspected, the theatre was a deadzone, completely empty. Good, I wanted to enjoy my terrible movie in peace.

So it's about 15 minutes before the movie starts and I see somebody out of the corner of my eye. I turn my head and what do I see but possibly the single most gorgeous woman alive. She had flowing blonde hair, pouty lips and eyes to die for. I was in love the moment I looked across the theatre.

And that was before I even saw her body. Her breasts were so fucking gorgeous you guys. The kind I wanted to have growing up, because they were big, like G cup big. Bless her back for holding those things up, they were beautiful. And her hips, wow I just wanted her to wrap her legs around my face. I bet she brushed against both sides of the doorframe. Her waist was nothing to ignore either, not too thin, but not too thick, just the perfect amount of body weight. The kind you'd know she never had to work on.

Part of me was jealous, specifically the part of me that went to yoga twice a week. But that part was ignored by my legs rubbing together. I was fucking smitten with her body alone.

You'll have to forgive me if I'm a little randy today, just thinking about her body is getting me started again. God, she had hips for daaaaaays... mmmmmmm. Oops, there go my jeans.

I look her way and notice she looks back at me with a smile on her face. "Oh, so you know the international lesbian glance?" I didn't say that, but I didn't have to. I waved her over and well wouldn't you know it, she started walking my way.

Now, for those reading, I want to make things perfectly clear. My bitch ex girlfriend broke up with me over a month ago. I don't want any shit about being on the rebound or any of her fucking whore cronies flooding my comments with human sewage. Moderators, you know what to do.

This woman sits beside me and we get to know each other a bit. Her name's Stacy and apparently, she had to watch the movie to review it. But let's just say that we both quickly decided to ignore the giant screen or anyone else. Good thing nobody else actually noticed us.

We chatted about ourselves for a few minutes while we waited for the lights to turn off, better safe than sorry after all, but I saw the look in her eyes, I knew for a *fact* that she was ready for some fun. It didn't hurt that my jeans were already starting to darken. She definitely knew what I wanted because as she brushed her hand past her shirt she gave herself just this powerful squeeze. Imagine crushing a beer can in her hand, now apply that to a perfect pair of jiggly titflesh. She looked me straight in the eyes as she did it too.

I make a move and bring my left hand down to my crotch. Rubbing up and down lightly as I looked at her. You wanna know what she fucking did though? She fucking grabbed my hand an

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