A Brief Intermission [Homestuck](Futa/Female, Breast Expansion, Tentacles, Lactation)
Story by thatguy
​A Brief Intermission
It can get rather boring, being trapped upon a meteor hurtling through the farthest reaches of the Furthest Ring. And it was a fact that was becoming harder and harder to ignore, no matter how hard itâs inhabitants tried to do so. And the two young paramours currently taking a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand through itâs dark depths were no exception to this rule.
âYou know, Kan-Dear, I have been thinking lately...â Said the pale-skinned human who wore voluminous orange rose bearing a shining yellow sun upon her breast, a deep hood pulled back and leaving her round and cute face bare.
âOh? How Very Peculiar Of You, Rose, Usually You Do So Little Of That.â Quipped the humanâs troll companion. Her skin a dusky grey, almost blending with her dark black clothes, her only splash of color a blood-red ankle-length skirt, but even then she was practically monochromatic next to her ostentatious companion. Candy corn colored horns poked through her raven-black hair, one a straight spike, the other a crooked hook.
âWell I had been thinking that your mastery of our âhuman sarcasmâ is now all but complete,â The troll giggled at this, âBut mostly I have wondering about your race and your culture.â
Kanaya looked partly surprised, and mostly confused. âIs The Book You Took From Karkat Not... Educational Enough?â
âItâs certainly informative, yes, but I find it rather dry and long-winded. And coming from me, thatâs saying something. And, of course, while theoretical knowledge is always nice, it is sometimes better to have more... practical knowledge as it were.â Rose said with a wry smile.
âWhy Whatever Do You Mean?â Kanaya asked, feigning ignorance, although dark green coloring of her cheeks Rose suspected she knew exactly what she meant.
âWell there are... certain physical differences between female and male trolls, although from what I understand your primary sexual characteristics are identical. And it would seem that your secondary sexual characteristics are similar to that of us humans.â
âA Rather Clinical Way Of Saying It.â Kanaya added, further proving her vice-like grasp of sarcasm. Rose laughed it away though, in truth she often so overly-analytical simply because she enjoyed the reactions it got out of her friend.
âWell then, to get to the point, Darling Kanaya, Iâm asking why you have breasts.â She stated as matter-of-factly as possible. The trollâs cheeks turned a deeper shade of green as she blushed harder, trying to stutter out a response. Rose had been skirting the question of the specifics of troll sexuality for a while now, and it was a question that Kanaya felt oddly embarrassed about, at